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	<description>Hoping To Someday Be Known As Tyler Perry's Tirico Suave</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:34:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Mets Like Cut Of Young Urbina&#8217;s Jib</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/03/mets-like-cut-of-young-urbinas-jib/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:32:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Jerry Manuel]]></category>

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Via MLB.com: 
 The Mets signed 16-year-old Juan Urbina on Thursday, a Major League scout told MLB.com.
The Venezuelan left-hander is expected to receive a $1.25 million signing bonus on the first day of Major League Baseball&#8217;s international player signing period.
Urbina, listed at 6-foot-2, is said to have a fastball in the upper 80s and a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Point Break: The Embodiment Of All That Is California</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/02/point-break-the-embodiment-of-all-that-is-california/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/02/point-break-the-embodiment-of-all-that-is-california/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:02:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Harvey Bars]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Teeth]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=5895</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Greatest pic ever courtesy of Threadbombing.
With the Fourth of July just about upon us, Rotten Tomatoes is running a 50 Movies for 50 States feature where they select the movie that best represents each state. Some are obvious. Some states got hosed. Jersey got Clerks, and rightfully so. But the most inspiring selection belongs to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stephon Marbury Reiterates What Losloseeboy Said Back In February</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/01/stephon-marbury-reiterates-what-losloseeboy-said-back-in-february/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/01/stephon-marbury-reiterates-what-losloseeboy-said-back-in-february/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:07:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Hubris ERUPTION!]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Knicks]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Losloseeboy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[NBA]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=5891</guid>
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After the Knicks gave up 142 points to the Warriors, I officially gave up on Mike D&#8217;Antoni&#8217;s players-like-me-so-much-because-this-is-an-extension-of-AAU style.
It was Marbury-esque to use the third-person in the title of this post, but now I&#8217;m going to take it a step further and quote myself:

Mike D’Antoni arrived in NY and sold his SSOL philosophy to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Connect The Whores: Trent Edwards Joins AFC East Cover Boys</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/30/connect-the-whores-trent-edwards-joins-afc-east-cover-boys/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/30/connect-the-whores-trent-edwards-joins-afc-east-cover-boys/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:38:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Kellen Clemens' droopy face gently weeps]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Losloseeboy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[NFL]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tom Brady, Mark Sanchez and Chad Pennington have sold their souls to a Nikon camera.
Not to be outdone by his fellow AFC East quarterbacks, Trent Edwards decided it was time to get lusty in front of a lens and strike a few awkward poses.
And boy were they awkward.
Buffalo&#8217;s third-year quarterback leaked the following photos to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chad Pennington Still Bitter Toward Jets, Lives Out Zoolander Fantasy</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/30/chad-pennington-still-bitter-toward-jets-lives-out-zoolander-fantasy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/30/chad-pennington-still-bitter-toward-jets-lives-out-zoolander-fantasy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:44:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Losloseeboy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[NFL]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=5883</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
That.
Was.
Disturbing.
There had to be a better way to deal with your jealousy, Chad.
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		<title>Releasing My Own MLB Steroid List</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/29/releasing-my-own-mlb-steroid-list/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/29/releasing-my-own-mlb-steroid-list/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:34:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Drugs]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Hard Hitting News]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Harvey Bars]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Integrity]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[MLB]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=5860</guid>
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A site called Roto Info has a post entitled &#8220;2003 Steroid list leaks out?&#8221; which contains no links or sources and just names 103 MLB players who were active in 2003, to which I thought &#8220;That&#8217;s brilliant! I could do that!&#8221; And I did. So here is my list of MLBers who I suspect took [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good Lord, Ain&#8217;t Nobody Better Say Nothing Bad About Ramon Sessions!</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/29/good-lord-aint-nobody-better-say-nothing-bad-about-ramon-sessions/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/29/good-lord-aint-nobody-better-say-nothing-bad-about-ramon-sessions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:02:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Analysis yo!]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Brandon Jennings]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Douchebaggery]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Harvey Bars]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[NBA]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Ramon Sessions Is A Roto God]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Some Of This Is Probably Irrational]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=5851</guid>
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I&#8217;m already bored by Brandon Jennings. This actually surprises me immensely. Between the gnarly, retro flattop fro, his propensity to buck the system and an apparent friendship with Joe Budden, you&#8217;d think I&#8217;d be all over this guy. But alas, no. I think he&#8217;s going to be a massive pain in the ass. And by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson Invades The Suave</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/26/michael-jackson-invades-the-suave/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/26/michael-jackson-invades-the-suave/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 07:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[A strange course for The Suave to take]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Losloseeboy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson Memorial]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=5844</guid>
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I heard of Michael Jackson&#8217;s passing en route to a beer league softball game.
Upon arriving at the field, I saw our first baseman bullshitting with an opposing player.
&#8220;Did you hear about Jackson?&#8221; my teammate said.
&#8220;Yeah, great news,&#8221; the opposing player said. &#8220;One more child molester is dead.&#8221;
Despite MJ&#8217;s dicey pedo-past, it just didn&#8217;t feel &#8220;right&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ricky Rubio&#8217;s Mind Wanders To A Cold Place</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/25/ricky-rubios-mind-wanders-to-a-cold-place/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/25/ricky-rubios-mind-wanders-to-a-cold-place/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Euro thrashing]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Losloseeboy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[NBA]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=5836</guid>
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Upon grasping the reality of his situation, Spanish prodigy Ricky Rubio got frost-bitten feet. 
Suddenly, it didn&#8217;t sound like such a hot idea to dish out $5.5 million to plant the seeds of his NBA career on frozen tundra.
Rubio, who said it was his dream to play in the NBA, was even willing to play [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2009 NBA Mock Draft</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/25/2009-nba-mock-draft/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/25/2009-nba-mock-draft/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:27:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>White Velvet</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Mock Draft]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[NBA]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[White Velvet]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=5789</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
With the draft now only mere hours away, it&#8217;s time to unveil my mock, chock full o&#8217;analysis, in-depth research, and expert picks. Ok… none of that is true, but at the very least this will provide you with five minutes of distraction from your real job. In this mock I am only including one foreign [...]]]></description>
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