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	<description>Where There's Always Plenty Of Schadenfraude To Go Around</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 20:13:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>WNBA. Expect Sensitive, Defensive Commercials</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/05/12/wnba-expect-sensitive-defensive-commercials/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 20:04:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Where WNBA Happens]]></category>

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Holy shit, those anti-meth commercials that are all the rage right now are more cheery than these new WNBA spots. I don&#8217;t want sit here and do the old &#8220;The WNBA is a terrible league&#8221; routine. I&#8217;ll just say I don&#8217;t think this is exactly the right marketing approach unless the goal of these spots [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Horn Says Joe Horn Has No Idea What Year It Is Or How Badly Joe Horn&#8217;s Skills Have Declined</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/05/12/joe-horn-says-joe-horn-has-no-idea-what-year-it-is-or-much-joe-horn-skills-have-declined/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 19:18:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Delusions of Grandeur]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Joe Horn]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[NFL]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Atlanta Falcons]]></category>

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Any team interested in acquiring a receiver who was just passed by Laurent Robinson on the depth chart, please contact the Atlanta Falcons.
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		<title>The Way Of The Sandlot</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/05/11/the-way-of-the-sandlot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/05/11/the-way-of-the-sandlot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 06:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Mashups]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[The Sandlot]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Way Of The Gun]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=399</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was in the midst of putting together a compilation of some of my favorite movie scenes when I had to step away for a moment. Our new brazen video intern, Chaz, not yet knowing his way around the Tirico Suave editing room but still wanting to impress his new bosses, starting playing with the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Helping You Gauge Your Level Of College Basketball Fandom</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/05/11/helping-you-gauge-your-level-of-college-basketball-fandom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/05/11/helping-you-gauge-your-level-of-college-basketball-fandom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 02:42:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drexl Spivey</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[OJ Mayo]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Professional Amateur Athletes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[USC]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=398</guid>
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Let&#8217;s do this Foxworthy style:

If finding out that one of the top recruits in the country, who unexpectedly chose USC, and seems like he&#8217;s kind of jerkoff, even by high school athlete standards, took money illegally while at school surprised you in the least, then you might be a casual college basketball fan.
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		<title>Brennan Carroll Is The Most Gifted Comedic Mind Of Our Time</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/05/11/brennan-carroll-is-the-most-gifted-comedic-mind-of-our-time/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/05/11/brennan-carroll-is-the-most-gifted-comedic-mind-of-our-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 21:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Douchebaggery]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Masters Of Comedy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[NCAA Football]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Walk Ons]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=397</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re jacking a video from Gutty Little Bruins once again. This one features Brennan Carroll, son of Pete and assistant at USC, at a tryouts for walk-ons. This video is six minutes of gold. Some points to look for:

1. I&#8217;m 97.4% sure this video was done by either the faux-documentary crew who shoots the Office [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Explaining To The Non And Casual Sports Fan What It&#8217;s Like To Go From Isiah Thomas To Mike D&#8217;Antoni</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/05/11/explaining-to-the-non-and-casual-sports-fan-what-its-like-to-go-from-isiah-thomas-to-mike-dantoni/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/05/11/explaining-to-the-non-and-casual-sports-fan-what-its-like-to-go-from-isiah-thomas-to-mike-dantoni/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 20:20:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
		
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Isiah Thomas
Mike D&#8217;Antoni


.341 Win % With Knicks
.650 Win % With Suns


$11.6M Sexual Harrassment Settlement
2004-05 Coach Of The Year


Yelling questions out your window to whomever may hear you when you&#8217;re looking for information
Using Google


Living in a third world country, covered in flies, suffering from extreme malnourishment
Being adopted by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt


Pete Best&#8217;s career
Ringo Starr&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Picking On Old Timers</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/05/11/picking-on-old-timers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/05/11/picking-on-old-timers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 16:57:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Juan Marichal]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Picking On The Elderly]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Johnny Roseboro]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=395</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Karl Ravech, introducing guest Juan Marichal on Baseball Tonight, &#8220;Known for his delivery, his deception but most of all for his ability.&#8221; He&#8217;s also known for taking a bat to the helmetless head of Johnny Roseboro, in one of the more notorious acts in baseball history. Oh, and he also enjoys taking in a good [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Johnny Quest Thinks Rick Reilly Is A Sellout</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/05/09/johnny-quest-thinks-rick-reilly-is-a-sellout/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/05/09/johnny-quest-thinks-rick-reilly-is-a-sellout/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 00:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Rick Reilly]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[FUCK ESPN]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Fucking sue me, I listened to Less Than Jake back in &#8216;01.

But the song really says it all.

As we all know, Ricky took a deal from ESPN that offers a &#8220;ridonkulous&#8221; salary, which is roughly $2 million a year.

Well, we knew that Ricky bashed ESPN in an interview with GELF magazine.

But check out the video [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Judge Sentences Hogan&#8217;s Son To Eight Months of Hell In A Cell</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/05/09/judge-sentences-hogans-son-to-eight-months-of-hell-in-a-cell/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/05/09/judge-sentences-hogans-son-to-eight-months-of-hell-in-a-cell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 22:10:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
		
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Link.
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		<title>Charles Rogers, Montreal Alouette?</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/05/09/charles-rogers-montreal-alouette/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/05/09/charles-rogers-montreal-alouette/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 19:10:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
		
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A quote from Alouette GM Jim Popp from this article:
&#8220;I would say there&#8217;s about an 80-20 chance of him being at training camp, coming in and competing for a job. It&#8217;s not completed yet, but he can come in as a CFL rookie and we&#8217;ll make an assessment of him, where he&#8217;s at in his [...]]]></description>
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