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2009 NBA Mock Draft

June 25th, 2009 · 6 Comments

With the draft now only mere hours away, it’s time to unveil my mock, chock full o’analysis, in-depth research, and expert picks. Ok… none of that is true, but at the very least this will provide you with five minutes of distraction from your real job. In this mock I am only including one foreign [...]

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2009 NFL Mock Draft, Version 3.0

April 23rd, 2009 · 4 Comments

My third and final installment of the mock is here to kill another five minutes of work (six if you leave a menacing comment). I like keeping things fresh and hedging my bets, so I’ve decided to list who I think the team will select and who’d I select if I were running the team. [...]

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2009 NFL Mock Draft, Version 2.0

April 3rd, 2009 · 11 Comments

It’s April and the second installment is way overdue. It’s been quite a while since I’ve had Raider and Eagle fans inform me how little I know about just about everything. My apologies, but document scanning season is like tax season only longer and more intense. Anyway, I have updated my previous mock and there [...]

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Tags: Mock Draft · NFL · NFL Draft · White Velvet

2009 NFL Mock Draft, Version 1.0

February 26th, 2009 · 18 Comments

I haven’t been around these parts in some time, but it’s mock draft season, so I’m back to drop mock knowledge on the masses. And yes, I know mock drafts are pointless. Kiper spends every waking minute of his life studying this crap only to get like four right on draft day because there were [...]

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Your 2016 NFL Draft First Overall Selection

July 23rd, 2008 · 4 Comments

Considering this has two million+ hits on YouTube already, I’m sure I’m not the first person to bring this Cody Paul video to the light of day (but hey if I am, hit me up, 281.330.8004, I’d like to be in your posse). All I know is this kid’s fucking incredible.

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Tags: Cody Paul · Video · White Velvet

2008 NBA Mock Draft

June 24th, 2008 · 5 Comments

You had to know this was coming. The NBA Draft is upon us so of course I have to give you my mock. It’s also gives me another chance to boast about the fact that I said the Dolphins would take Jake Long back in January. I’m changing up the style up a bit though [...]

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Hockey!

June 8th, 2008 · No Comments

Since I don’t watch PAX, TLC Family, the Game Show Network or whatever channel carries the NHL nowadays, I am not up to speed on the latest hockey news. However, I did just find out that the Red Wings won the Stanley Cup sometime within the last 90 days. My reaction to the news was [...]

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Tags: Kirk Muller · NHL · White Velvet

Top 20 NFL Draft Busts

June 3rd, 2008 · 3 Comments

The NFL draft has become an amazing event for sports fans. It has turned normal everyday people into thinking that they can be an NFL GM. But with every draft comes bust selections. This list is a reminder to all NFL fans that for every great player taken there are about seven bad players selected [...]

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Tags: Busts · NFL Draft · Random Lists · White Velvet

The Players I’m Most Disappointed With This NBA Postseason

May 23rd, 2008 · 11 Comments

The other night I was watching game seven of the Spurs/Hornets series at my brother’s house. To give you a visual, my brother is tall, skinny and athletic. I, on the other hand, look like as if someone attempted to clone my brother, only the machine broke three quarters of the way through the process [...]

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Tags: High Horse · NBA · White Velvet

Five Guys I Sort Of Still Wish Were In The NBA

May 8th, 2008 · 27 Comments

Like many sports fans, I’m a big ‘what if?’ guy. Coming up with scenarios that could possibly happen is usually infinitely more exciting than the what actually happens. That’s why I write mock drafts even if I only get four picks right in the first round. Then again, Mel Kiper only got eight right and [...]

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Tags: Herpes · NBA · Random Lists · White Velvet · Zan Tabak