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Entries Tagged as 'White Velvet'

Your 2016 NFL Draft First Overall Selection

July 23rd, 2008 · 4 Comments

Considering this has two million+ hits on YouTube already, I’m sure I’m not the first person to bring this Cody Paul video to the light of day (but hey if I am, hit me up, 281.330.8004, I’d like to be in your posse). All I know is this kid’s fucking incredible.

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Tags: Cody Paul · Video · White Velvet

2008 NBA Mock Draft

June 24th, 2008 · 5 Comments

You had to know this was coming. The NBA Draft is upon us so of course I have to give you my mock. It’s also gives me another chance to boast about the fact that I said the Dolphins would take Jake Long back in January. I’m changing up the style up a bit though [...]

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Tags: Mock Draft · NBA · NBA Draft · White Velvet

Hockey!

June 8th, 2008 · No Comments

Since I don’t watch PAX, TLC Family, the Game Show Network or whatever channel carries the NHL nowadays, I am not up to speed on the latest hockey news. However, I did just find out that the Red Wings won the Stanley Cup sometime within the last 90 days. My reaction to the news was [...]

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Tags: Kirk Muller · NHL · White Velvet

Top 20 NFL Draft Busts

June 3rd, 2008 · 2 Comments

The NFL draft has become an amazing event for sports fans. It has turned normal everyday people into thinking that they can be an NFL GM. But with every draft comes bust selections. This list is a reminder to all NFL fans that for every great player taken there are about seven bad players selected [...]

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Tags: Busts · NFL Draft · Random Lists · White Velvet

The Players I’m Most Disappointed With This NBA Postseason

May 23rd, 2008 · 11 Comments

The other night I was watching game seven of the Spurs/Hornets series at my brother’s house. To give you a visual, my brother is tall, skinny and athletic. I, on the other hand, look like as if someone attempted to clone my brother, only the machine broke three quarters of the way through the process [...]

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Tags: High Horse · NBA · White Velvet

Five Guys I Sort Of Still Wish Were In The NBA

May 8th, 2008 · 20 Comments

Like many sports fans, I’m a big ‘what if?’ guy. Coming up with scenarios that could possibly happen is usually infinitely more exciting than the what actually happens. That’s why I write mock drafts even if I only get four picks right in the first round. Then again, Mel Kiper only got eight right and [...]

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Tags: Herpes · NBA · Random Lists · White Velvet · Zan Tabak

2008 NFL Mock Draft, v 3.0

April 23rd, 2008 · 6 Comments

It’s just about here, folks. The 2008 NFL Draft is only a few days away. The combine is over with, the pro days are history, and private workouts are winding down. As you read this, teams are making phone calls to try and move up and down the draft and Matt Millen is in a [...]

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Tags: Mock Draft · NFL · NFL Draft · White Velvet

NFL Mock Draft, v 2.0

March 20th, 2008 · 12 Comments

Since my last mock, the bulk of the free agency period has come and gone, thus changing the specific needs listed last time. The combine is also in our rear view mirror as the only workouts left for draft eligible players is their Pro Days. So without any further interruption here is my newly [...]

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Tags: Mock Draft · NFL · White Velvet

2008 NFL Mock Draft, Version 1.0

January 24th, 2008 · 2 Comments

The NFL Draft is fast approaching. In the coming months, these future NFL players will have gone through the riggers that is the NFL draft process. I, having no life, will be following this process closely right up until draft day. As free agency and workouts begin to affect each team’s wants and needs, [...]

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Tags: NFL · White Velvet

My Vote For Announcer of The Year

January 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

Creativity, smarts, and comprehensive knowledge of the game. Every successful sports broadcaster must possess these traits. This video clip from last night’s Fiesta Bowl is all of these wonderful things rolled up in one, as Matt Vasgersian demonstrates how to get away with making a poop joke while showing a keen sense of what gets [...]

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Tags: Humor · NCAA Football · Video · White Velvet