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Candace Parker Pregnant, Forces Me To Google “When Does WNBA Season Start?”

January 7th, 2009 · 5 Comments

My WNBA fantasy team? Ruined. FanHouse is reporting that Candace Parker is pregnant. I’m reporting that Yahoo should change their WNBA homepage.
“let it be said that losing an incredible superstar like Parker for a season is a blow for the WNBA. It’s the equivalent of Michael Jordan retiring at his peak to play baseball.”
OK. Fair [...]

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Tags: Pregnancy metaphors using Arnold · Roger Dorn · Where WNBA Happens · You guys still blog?

How Do You Make A San Antonio-Detroit Finals Even Less Watchable?

October 1st, 2008 · 1 Comment

Replace all the Y chromosomes on the court with a second X chromosome.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Science · Where WNBA Happens

Five Athletes Whom I’d Like To Turn Into My Own Personal Stable Of Unstoppable Killing Machines

September 30th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Much like naming the inexperienced MILF governor of a kinda-state as your VP candidate, this notion began as a drunken thought one night at the bars. Usually those thoughts waste away quickly, but this one stuck with me. Knowing that blind murderous rage is the byproduct of being truly wronged, I decided to make that [...]

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Tags: Fun With Brutality And Murder · Random Lists · Shakespeare DiMaggio · Where WNBA Happens

You Can Not Just Haphazardly Throw Words Like This Out There

June 16th, 2008 · 1 Comment

The first thing they teach you at Blog Camp is that you must understand at all times that even the smallest post can have repercussions greater than what may have you ever imagined. People’s livelihoods and reputations can be greatly affected by the words you write. A lifetime of hard work can be flushed away [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · High Horse · Where WNBA Happens

WNBA. Expect Sensitive, Defensive Commercials

May 12th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Holy shit, those anti-meth commercials that are all the rage right now are more cheery than these new WNBA spots. I don’t want sit here and do the old “The WNBA is a terrible league” routine. I’ll just say I don’t think this is exactly the right marketing approach unless the goal of these spots [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · High Horse · Video · Where WNBA Happens

WNBA Live ‘08

March 27th, 2008 · No Comments

I don’t know much about North Palm Wrestling yet, but this video is certainly some outstanding work.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Video · Where WNBA Happens