Via Hot Clicks, comes a compilation of the people performing trivial activities in an exceptionally fast manner. It’s 5:36 long however, making it the Gettysburg of stupid online videos. I would have cut out the guy who made three pizzas in a minute then was celebrated and carried away like Sean Astin at the end [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Videos'
The World’s Fastest Everything Via The World’s Longest YouTube Video
July 14th, 2009 · No Comments
Tags: Harvey Bars · Sports? Nobody Writes About That Anymore. · Videos
Dear ESPN.com (And Any Other Sites That Apply),
April 11th, 2009 · 2 Comments
“BOO-YAH, Dave.”
RE: Autoplay Videos
How does this still happen? In fact, why did it ever happen? Very few, if any, hostages are permitted to surf the internet. The vast majority of web users have access to all their extremities at all times (minus the occasional jack session, of course) and thus should be trusted and left [...]
Tags: Bitching. Moaning. You Know. The Usual · Harvey Bars · Videos
If Only Crazy Shootout Goals Counted For Eight Points In The Standings
April 10th, 2009 · 1 Comment
A little too late to do anyone on the Stars any good, but an impressive goal from my boy Mickey Ribs regardless. I blame this entire Dallas Stars season on Elisha Cuthbert and her wanton ways.
Tags: Dallas Stars · Harvey Bars · Videos
The Utterly Enjoyable Anthony Carter To Linus Kleiza Buzzer Beater
March 24th, 2009 · 2 Comments
I never put much thought to this before this morning but as it turns out I really enjoy 50 foot bullet passes that lead to 30 foot hook shots at the buzzer.
Tags: Harvey Bars · Kleiza! · NBA · Videos
Congratulations, New Jersey.
January 13th, 2009 · 8 Comments
We know it hurts. Your resiliency astounds us. To greet this loss with class and dignity is an inspiration to us all. Please fall into the Atlantic now.
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Kenan Thompson Manages To Suck The Funny Out Of Charles Barkley Blowjob Jokes
January 11th, 2009 · 2 Comments
Kenan Thompson = just turrible.
Tags: Harvey Bars · Kenan Thompson Is The MJ Of Unfunny Inaccurate Smirking Impressions · SNL · Videos
How To Embed The High Quality Versions Of YouTube Videos
January 6th, 2009 · 1 Comment
What I’m saying publicly:
“Hey, why not help out my fellow bloggers and pass on this site that I found that generates code for you and allows you to embed high quality videos from YouTube on your site?”
What I’m saying on the inside:
“I’m tired of Low-Def videos sodomizing my eyes everywhere on the interweb. Step up [...]
Tags: "Wait a second. Your eyes have assholes?" · Giving Back · Harvey Bars · Videos
Bill Parcells And Mike Francesa Commercial For Manny’s Restaurant, Circa 1993
January 4th, 2009 · 9 Comments
During my trip back east for the holidays, I came across a bunch of my old VHS tapes from back in the day. I haven’t had a chance to go through all of them yet, but there seems to be some interesting things on there, especially if you’re a sucker for pointless nostalgia, like I [...]
Tags: Chicken Francaise · Harvey Bars · Mike Francesa · Things I Can't Unsee · Videos · Yes He May Be Eating Caulk In That Screengrab
Enjoy This Video Before You Become Inevitably Sick Of It
December 8th, 2008 · 1 Comment
It’s like Dick In A Box, but different!
Tags: Harvey Bars · SNL · Videos
Michael McDonald Wants You To Have A Happy Halloween
October 31st, 2008 · 2 Comments
If you don’t think this is funny you don’t have a sense of humor…
Tags: Halloween · Shakespeare DiMaggio · Videos
