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Hideki Matsui Gets A Hero’s Welcome With A Side Of Race-Baiting

November 6th, 2009 · No Comments

OK, let’s break down FOX’s latest gaffe from the Yankees’ parade. This one deals with World Series MVP Hideki Matsui and the fact that he’s — gasp — Japanese!

Six-second mark: Fox’s waspy reporter gets a glimpse of Hideki Matsui. His discovery and ensuing yelp is akin to Steve Irwin stumbling upon on a python/crocodile orgy. [...]

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Tags: Losloseeboy · MLB · New York Yankees · Video

Gumadas Invited To The Yankees’ Parade

November 6th, 2009 · No Comments

FOX News is reporting live all day from the Yankees’ World Series parade in Manhattan.
Per usual, the coverage is absolutely hilarious.
And we can thank bubbly “reporter” Rosanna Scotto for this dose of humor.

Now, let’s break that clip down.
Scotto, paired up with some faceless wasp, summed up the excitement of seeing the deep-pocketed ballplayers arrive. She [...]

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Tags: Losloseeboy · New York Italians · New York Yankees · This Counts As A Live Blog · Video

Flu Shot Tragedy Brings Me To The Crossroads Of Acceptable Schadenfreude

October 30th, 2009 · 3 Comments

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA!
Sorry, really.
No, really.

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Tags: Losloseeboy · Video

Something To Listen To While Muting Tim McCarver Tonight

October 28th, 2009 · No Comments

Tim McCarver went on Big Mikey’s show this afternoon to discuss the impending Phillies vs. Yankees World Series.
Because Big Mikey has a disturbing Mickey Mantle fetish, the talk eventually shifted in that direction.
And this was the result . . .

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Tags: Losloseeboy · MLB · Mike Francesa · Video

Mike Francesa Tackles Photoshop

September 23rd, 2009 · 3 Comments

Big Mikey Francesa — the purveyor of cutting edge technology — spent part of yesterday’s show giving detailed a lecture on the innerworkings of the computer graphics program Photoshop.
Prepare to get schooled.

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Tags: Losloseeboy · Mike Francesa · Mike and the Mad Dog · Mikey is not ready for change · Video

Pats Fan’s Sneaker More Of A Weapon Than Randy Moss

September 20th, 2009 · 1 Comment

It’s OK, Randy.
I mean, you were going against the best corner on earth.

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Tags: Losloseeboy · NFL · NY Jets · Rex Ryan hath impregnated me with his cock-iness · Video

Next Up, Rex Ryan To Rally Troops And Smokeout All Known Terrorists

September 20th, 2009 · No Comments

Forever plagued by a bad case of Benigno-itis, Jets fans have always expected the worst.
And, really, they willingly accepted it. At a certain point, rooting for the Jets devolved into a strange sadomasochistic-like pleasure quest.
With Rex Ryan in town, Rob Halford’s fantasies can finally be banished. Pain has been replaced by pleasure.
The video above — [...]

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Tags: Losloseeboy · NFL · NY Jets · Video

Boy, Am I Glad The Lions Took That Gentile Fella

September 17th, 2009 · 3 Comments

Not all of Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez’s 31 passes were perfect in his debut against the Texans. But that didn’t stop Phil Sims from erecting — literally — four quarters of pro-Sanchez analysis.
Wearing my green-colored contacts, I, too, was forced to employ my very own version of the “tuck rule.”
Now, here’s your chance to get [...]

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Tags: Losloseeboy · NFL · The Jets Blog 2.0 · Video

BREAKING: Familar Face Apprehended In McKelvin Vandalism Incident

September 16th, 2009 · 2 Comments

The Suave hereby gives CSI Buffalo permission to bid on this idea for a future episode. That is, of course, unless Buffalo has already been absorbed by the Canucks. If that’s the case, well, we don’t want your toy money.

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Tags: Buffalo Bills · Losloseeboy · NFL · Video

Gus Johnson Leaves It All In The Booth

September 13th, 2009 · No Comments

Everything happens for a reason.
Prior to Gus Johnson’s call on Brandon Stokley’s game-winning 87-yard TD catch, I never really bought into such a philosophy.
Well, now I’m sold.
I mean, why else was Gus scheduled to call a game that was on the verge of slipping into Goodell’s evil ether?

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Tags: Gus Johnson's Lungs Are On Fiah · Losloseeboy · NFL · Video