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Big Mikey’s talent has no ceiling, folks.

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John from Wayne, NJ — John Wayne — called up Big Mikey’s show this afternoon.
In between a mindless point about batting Nick Swisher second, someone very close to John Wayne took a healthy bong hit.
Big Mikey looked up, secretly wondering if it was the start of another bout with explosive diarrhea.
Nope, just some unemployed Jersey-ite [...]

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Returning to his childhood home for Cleveland’s Brownout against Baltimore, MNF announcer Jon Gruden was a little out of sorts.
While I didn’t record all of Gruden’s loose-lipped quips, I managed to archive the following nugget.
For the 10 percent of unemployed Americans, this is for you.

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America was introduced to this Rutgers/Bon Jovi fan — imagine that! — on YouTube last year.
Well, ESPN ventured into Piscataway last night for the Scarlet Knights’ matchup against USF and tracked down Lil’ Jovi. They took the boy from out behind that shitty 3.1 megapixel camera and plopped him in front of an HD one. [...]

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As I predicted in yesterday’s helping of Francesa fun, Big Mikey has, in fact, been listening to Jay-Z’s “Empire State of Mind” on repeat.
He admitted as much during this afternoon’s show.
Evidence:

In true Francesa form, Mikey says he’s “heard the song a hundred times.” Despite this fact, he has yet to grasp the actual title. You [...]

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Big Mikey decided to opine on the Knicks during today’s show. Considering he hasn’t watched a Knicks game since 1999, it was a peculiar direction to take the program.
Not surprisingly, it didn’t end well.
When asked by a caller why NY would be an attractive landing place for free agents in 2010, Mike stumbled and uttered [...]

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Big Mikey Francesa can barely make it through his M-F “Mike’d Up” regiment.
But that doesn’t stop him from slugging into the studio on Sunday for a MUST-WATCH NFL show.
The energy-level of “Football Sunday With Mike Francesa” is comparable to, well, Mikey’s libido.
Here is a clip from his latest hair-raising episode.

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OK, let’s break down FOX’s latest gaffe from the Yankees’ parade. This one deals with World Series MVP Hideki Matsui and the fact that he’s — gasp — Japanese!

Six-second mark: Fox’s waspy reporter gets a glimpse of Hideki Matsui. His discovery and ensuing yelp is akin to Steve Irwin stumbling upon on a python/crocodile orgy. [...]

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FOX News is reporting live all day from the Yankees’ World Series parade in Manhattan.
Per usual, the coverage is absolutely hilarious.
And we can thank bubbly “reporter” Rosanna Scotto for this dose of humor.

Now, let’s break that clip down.
Scotto, paired up with some faceless wasp, summed up the excitement of seeing the deep-pocketed ballplayers arrive. She [...]

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA!
Sorry, really.
No, really.

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