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Confirmation of the rumor that Natalie Portman still can’t comprehend the idea of celibacy.

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Change we can believe in.

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At first glance, I figured Digger’s facial expression in this picture was the result of two things: lack of Preparation H and Metamucil.
Shockingly, it was neither.
This photo highlights the exact moment Mr. Tie-lighter blurted out a line that will forever haunt his career. He said it last Thursday before the NCAA tourney fired up.
“Greg Paulus [...]

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Welcome aboard big guy…

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Stuart Scott, the pulse of the streets, has been a veritable PR guy for countless rap artists over the years.
He has dropped DMX lyrics: “Stop. Drop. Shut ‘em down. Open up shop.”
And countless others.
Fugees: “Ready or not, refugees, here I come.”
Biggie: “Michael, Michael, Michael, can’t you see. Sometimes your threes just hypnotize me.”
Puffy: “It’s all [...]

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I sense a shift in the marketing of the Senior PGA Tour, which will open up AD space in the darkest corners of the internet, seedy Hollywood sex shops and every other commercial slot during football season.
Viagra, Cialis and any other blood-flowing-to-the-member-products were MADE to coincide with the Senior PGA Tour.
So, it’s time for the [...]

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