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During last night’s Yankees vs. Blue Jays game, Al Leiter did a small anouncement about Snoop Dogg appearing on Michael Kay’s CenterStage.
It was basically Al reading from a script, which went like something like this: Snoop and youth football, Snoop and Cadillacs . . . Snoop and his UNLIKELY FRIENDSHIP WITH WILLIE NELSON.
Not only was [...]

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Al Trautwig — HE OF A MASSIVE DOME — spoke with some of the Knicks about Mike D’Antoni’s hiring.
Stephon Marbury, the fucking quote-savant, was one of them.
Apparently, Steph has traded in the Starburys for hiking boots.
Enjoy the madness of the video featured below.

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Via Odenized.

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In case you didn’t see the Costas Now feature that aired on HBO tonight dealing with the state of the sports media landscape, I’ll sum it up for you: anything that has ever gone wrong in the past, is currently going wrong or will go wrong in the future can be blamed on blogs, specifically [...]

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Just when we think we’ve run out of new and creative ways to arbitrarily rank and objectify women, along comes New York governor Eliot Spitzer, who this week, after being linked to a prostitution ring, has brought to the masses the Emperor’s Club Diamond Rating. We, here at Tirico Suave, have taken these ratings and [...]

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Thanks to reader Dylan Casey for bringing this to our attention. It’s funny that Trev Alberts reacts to the Raiders selecting Lucy Draper at the four spot in nearly the exact same manner that Mel Kiper reacted when the Colts selected Alberts with the fifth selection in the 94 draft.

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This years draft class features an impressive array of players for teams to choose from. But what if the field was enlarged to include some of our favorite fictional football playing characters? I think the draft would go a little something like this.
*NOTE* In order to be eligible for this draft a player must have [...]

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Bill Simmons linked to this video a couple days ago. I’ve watched a few times and I’m still pretty stupefied. For reasons only known to him, Ross appeared on the local WGN morning show and roasted their anchors for a few minutes. It’s mildly entertaining, but very formulaic. It’s as if he has some type [...]

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Settle a bet: When was the last time the Olympics happened? I’m contending that it was 1988 but Harvey Bars thinks it hasn’t really happened since 704 BC (he’s a purist).

I like pretending that Wikipedia doesn’t exist to prove my sarcastic points.

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