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Gumadas Invited To The Yankees’ Parade

November 6th, 2009 · 1 Comment

FOX News is reporting live all day from the Yankees’ World Series parade in Manhattan.
Per usual, the coverage is absolutely hilarious.
And we can thank bubbly “reporter” Rosanna Scotto for this dose of humor.

Now, let’s break that clip down.
Scotto, paired up with some faceless wasp, summed up the excitement of seeing the deep-pocketed ballplayers arrive. She [...]

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Tags: Losloseeboy · New York Italians · New York Yankees · This Counts As A Live Blog · Video

If You Had March 15th In Your “When Will The Warriors Start To Play Defense?” Pool, Then You Lost

March 15th, 2009 · No Comments

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NBA · Number Crunching · This Counts As A Live Blog

Thundersticks Don’t Annoy People. Jeff Malone Fans With Thundersticks Annoy People.

March 6th, 2009 · 2 Comments

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NBA · This Counts As A Live Blog

‘Scuse Me Miss? There Appears To Be Some Salt In My Pepper Shaker

February 14th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Alright, time to settle in and watch my Hoyas try to salvage their seas…..wait…..what the fuck is this horseshit?

Georgetown not only has a white guy on the team but he starts?!?! I thought it was agreed upon that after Paul Tagliabue graduated however many years ago, that the Hoyas would let any stupid untalented white [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Honkies · NCAA Basketball · Racist? · This Counts As A Live Blog

Knicks Struggle To Contain Kobe, Entertain Stoners

February 2nd, 2009 · 6 Comments

14 12 more points and I look like I really know my shit. Suckers.

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Tags: Girl On The Left Seems Nice · Harvey Bars · NBA · This Counts As A Live Blog · You Ever Seen Jared Jeffries gumline....on weed?

Wayne Hunter Was Just Declared An Eligible Receiver In Tonight’s Game

November 13th, 2008 · No Comments

And he was tickled seven shades of pink the entire fucking time.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NFL · This Counts As A Live Blog · Wayne Hunter

Speaking On The Behalf Of All Chris Johnson Owners

October 19th, 2008 · No Comments

It’s mind-numbingly frustrating to watch Chris Johnson pile up the yards each week only to have LenDale White subsequently obese his way into the endzone each time. I couldn’t even bring myself to look at picture of chubbs long enough to photoshop a six foot sub or Fat Darrell in his hands.

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Tags: Fantasy is my reality · Fat Kids · Harvey Bars · Hungry Hungry LenDales · This Counts As A Live Blog

If I Were A Contestant On Classic Concentration, I Would See This Picture And Guess “Tim Wakefield”

October 14th, 2008 · No Comments

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Tags: Harvey Bars · MLB · Should I Have Used Was Instead Of Were? · This Counts As A Live Blog