Ryan Church isn’t a Suave virgin.
I’ve discussed him in relation to flowers and scrambled eggs.
But last night’s pussyfooting “concussion slide” might be his ticket into the nonexistent Suave Hall.
Here, let’s examine the play: If not for a history of concussions, Ryan’s attempting to steamroll the handicapped Cubs catcher, right? I mean, Koyie Hill is a paper-cut away from [...]
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Ryan Church Debuts His “Concussion Slide”
September 25th, 2008 · 3 Comments
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