Tirico Suave

Not all of Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez’s 31 passes were perfect in his debut against the Texans. But that didn’t stop Phil Sims from erecting — literally — four quarters of pro-Sanchez analysis.
Wearing my green-colored contacts, I, too, was forced to employ my very own version of the “tuck rule.”
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In hopes of turning Suave into a Jets blog by November, I bring you this photo of Shaun Ellis.

After sacking former teammate Chad Pennington on Sunday, Ellis broke out the infamous “Crane kick.” It has been rumored the 6-5, 270-pound Ellis practiced the maneuver on the ledge of Jersey’s very own indoor ski slope, which is [...]

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