“I’ve traveled all over our country to be here tonight. So, ladies and gentlemen of the AMI…if I say I’m an mustache man you will agree. You have a great chance here, but bear in mind, I’ll shave it all off if you’re not careful. Out of all men that you beg for a chance [...]
Entries Tagged as 'That's lamé!'
Milkshakes And Mustache Oil
July 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Tags: Harvey Bars · MLB · Mustaches · That's lamé! · The Brothers Giambi
Jason Giambi – “Party like a rock star, hammer like a porn star, rake like an all-star…dress like the daughter on the Bill Engvall Show?”
May 16th, 2008 · 5 Comments
Someone needs to tell Jason Giambi that you can’t be your own Slumpbuster. In a recent Conde Nast Portfolio article, Giambi claims to wear a gold lamé, tiger-stripe thong when he’s not hitting. I claim this cuts down on seeing panty lines through his uniform. Wait, what? Damn you, Jason Giambi, damn you. What happened [...]
Tags: Engvall better than Tyler Perry · MLB · Roger Dorn · That's lamé!
