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Well, At Least There Was No Fist Pumping

September 3rd, 2009 · No Comments

If you have one of those really fanatical Nirvana apologists in your life, then you should make sure they get their eyeballs on this video at some point today. Unfortunately for me, I’m the fanatical Nirvana apologist in my life, so while I certainly see the humor in Kurt letting out a ‘Yeaaaah Boy!” or [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Music · Sports? Nobody Writes About That Anymore.

A Slightly More Thorough List Of The Top Five Foods From The Jersey Shore

August 6th, 2009 · 2 Comments

NJ.com did a half-assed job of naming the five best Jersey shore foods so I’m just going to go ahead and make my own since it’s a topic I hold dear to my heart and have put quite a lot of thought to over the years.

**Disclaimer**: this is coming from a north Jersey Benny’s perspective. [...]

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Tags: Cheeseballs · Harvey Bars · Jersey yo! · Sports? Nobody Writes About That Anymore.

The World’s Fastest Everything Via The World’s Longest YouTube Video

July 14th, 2009 · No Comments

Via Hot Clicks, comes a compilation of the people performing trivial activities in an exceptionally fast manner. It’s 5:36 long however, making it the Gettysburg of stupid online videos. I would have cut out the guy who made three pizzas in a minute then was celebrated and carried away like Sean Astin at the end [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Sports? Nobody Writes About That Anymore. · Videos

The Boss Does The Clash

May 1st, 2009 · No Comments

From his show at the Spectrum two nights ago.

And just the thought of this has me laughing. Via Prefix:
Apparently, if you threaten the E Street Band with a sign that questions their ability to play a song, they must play it. For instance, if someone had thrown a sign onstage that said, “‘Single Ladies‘ -did [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Music · Sports? Nobody Writes About That Anymore.

The Best Of Conan O’Brien’s Last Week As Host Of Late Night

February 23rd, 2009 · No Comments

In keeping with the late night theme of the previous post (along with trying to cleanse this site of the never funny Jimmy Fallon), here are a few of the best videos from Conan’s last week.
The Best Of Joel Godard – This should really have it’s own 6-disc box set.

Releasing Suave favorite Abe Vigoda back [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Sports? Nobody Writes About That Anymore. · TV

Hand Me The Keys, You Fairy Godmother!

January 23rd, 2009 · 5 Comments

The censored cable version of the famous lineup scene from The Usual Suspects, in which Stephen Baldwin gets me every time.

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Tags: Did I just write "Stephen Baldwin gets me every time"? · Harvey Bars · Movies · Sports? Nobody Writes About That Anymore.

Don’t Worry, JD & The Straight Shot Didn’t Force Their Way Onto The Bill

January 1st, 2009 · No Comments

American’s best live band has spoken.
And Sam Cooke is smiling.

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Tags: Because discussing Thomas Jones and HOT97 is depressing · Sports? Nobody Writes About That Anymore. · Zoo Years 09

The Curious Case Of The Philly Meatbag Who Takes His Movie Dialogue Very Seriously

December 27th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Via CNN:
A man angry that a family was talking during a movie threw popcorn at the son and then shot the father in the arm, according to police in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
James Joseph Cialella, 29, was charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault and weapons violations, a police report said.
Cialella told the family sitting in front of [...]

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Tags: Douchebaggery · Harvey Bars · Movies · Sports? Nobody Writes About That Anymore.

Oh Come On Now. Seriously, How Am I Not Supposed To Find This Funny?

December 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Ironic Criminals · Sports? Nobody Writes About That Anymore.

Why Can’t I Have Friends Like These?

November 24th, 2008 · No Comments

I wish I had never come across this article:
One man showed up at a federal building, asking for release from the reality show he was sure was being made of his life.
Another was convinced his every move was secretly being filmed for a TV contest. A third believed everything _ the news, his psychiatrists, the [...]

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Tags: 600+ Words? I'll See You All In '09! · Harvey Bars · Made Up Diseases · Sports? Nobody Writes About That Anymore. · TV · The Other Mark Wahlberg