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	<title>Tirico Suave &#187; Some Of This Is Probably Irrational</title>
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		<title>A Hostile Rant Directed At An Unnamed Lions Fan</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/03/a-hostile-rant-directed-at-an-unnamed-lions-fan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
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Listen, dickhead, I can only imagine how awful it is to wake every morning, look out your window and see the city of Detroit staring back at you, but seriously, booing the rookie QB already? After eight GODDAMN games, dummy?!!?! Do you think the Millen stink just washes that easily and that all of a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Assholification Of Michael Jordan Continues</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/10/19/the-assholification-of-michael-jordan-continues/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:11:19 +0000</pubDate>
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I don&#8217;t know how Gucci Mane feels about Kevin McHale. I have no clue regarding Rick Ross&#8217;s viewpoint on Mark Aguirre. Drake&#8217;s thoughts on Detlef Schrempf remain a mystery. But one thing I do know: Chamillionaire sure does hate himself some Michael Jordan:

I know I shouldn&#8217;t, but I&#8217;m really enjoying each and every story that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Suave&#8217;s Continuing UFL Coverage: Ricky Manning Jr. Storm Headed For Florida</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/10/14/the-suaves-continuing-ufl-coverage-ricky-manning-jr-storm-headed-for-florida/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 07:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sideline reporter Anita Marks&#8217; audio-visual abortion was the ultimate intro to the UFL&#8217;s comical inaugural season.
In a league where JP Losman is Peyton Manning, Marks proved to be a cracked-mirror image of Suzy Kolber.
Now, I present Chicago Sun-Times Bears reporter Brad Biggs, who joins Marks and Losman as the UFL&#8217;s version of Peter King. Biggs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Losing Battles That I Will Continue To Fight On The Side Of For All Of Eternity</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/16/the-losing-battles-that-i-will-continue-to-fight-for-all-of-eternity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 07:57:38 +0000</pubDate>
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I like to think of myself as a logical person. A really logical person. Some say too logical. To those people, I say &#8220;Not always the case!&#8221;. Being overly argumentative and arbitrarily defensive has lead me to say a whole bunch of stupid things over the years. Why not the throw the ones I can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Technology, Progression, And You</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/08/technology-progression-and-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:16:19 +0000</pubDate>
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Will the older members of the sports media please, if nothing else, at least become familiar with the concept of Twitter? Not the really old. Larry Merchant gets a pass. His pauses go way beyond 140 characters anyway. But if you&#8217;re on a daily to semi-daily show on the WWL, for instance, you should at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good Lord, Ain&#8217;t Nobody Better Say Nothing Bad About Ramon Sessions!</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/29/good-lord-aint-nobody-better-say-nothing-bad-about-ramon-sessions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:02:14 +0000</pubDate>
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I&#8217;m already bored by Brandon Jennings. This actually surprises me immensely. Between the gnarly, retro flattop fro, his propensity to buck the system and an apparent friendship with Joe Budden, you&#8217;d think I&#8217;d be all over this guy. But alas, no. I think he&#8217;s going to be a massive pain in the ass. And by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Frances Favre Will Have His Revenge On Wisconsin</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/05/04/frances-favre-will-have-his-revenge-on-wisconsin/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/05/04/frances-favre-will-have-his-revenge-on-wisconsin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 19:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
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Via the Daily News: 
One NFL source insists Favre can&#8217;t peacefully retire until he finds a way to get revenge on the Packers. He wants back into the NFC North so he can face the Packers twice. The Bears traded for Jay Cutler and the Lions drafted Matthew Stafford. Hello, Minnesota.
&#8220;Favre can&#8217;t stand Green Bay,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If I Were Mitch Albom, This Post Would Be Titled &#8220;Putting The TO In Motown.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/03/07/if-i-were-mitch-albom-this-post-would-be-titled-putting-the-to-in-motown/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/03/07/if-i-were-mitch-albom-this-post-would-be-titled-putting-the-to-in-motown/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 07:55:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;KHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!&#8221;
Welcome to the third installment (one,two) of what has evidently become a regular column here at the Suave: me declaring to no one in particular that the Lions should acquire every player in the NFL with a checkered past.

You know, I keep waiting to see the name of my beloved Detroit Lions pop up on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Crabtree Not As Tall As He Was Yesterday</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/02/20/michael-crabtree-not-as-tall-as-he-was-yesterday/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/02/20/michael-crabtree-not-as-tall-as-he-was-yesterday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:45:27 +0000</pubDate>
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Via the Seahawks Blog:
Michael Crabtree wasn&#8217;t quite as tall as expected. He measured 6-1.25, 215 pounds. He doesn&#8217;t plan on running at the combine, instead waiting until next month.
I&#8217;ve never really understood this practice of college programs/players enhancing their the heights and weights of their athletes. It&#8217;s not like this is the WWF/E billing Andre [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ARod Cops To Taking PEDs; Remains Quiet Regarding The Fuchsia Lip Gloss</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/02/09/arod-cops-to-taking-peds-remains-quiet-regarding-the-fuchsia-lip-gloss/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/02/09/arod-cops-to-taking-peds-remains-quiet-regarding-the-fuchsia-lip-gloss/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 21:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
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I could honestly care less about who takes what drug. At this point, Major League Baseball should just legalize everything and let Darwinism handle the rest. The ardent purists who still tell themselves that baseball and all it&#8217;s numbers are sacred cows will be dead in 15-20 years anyhow. It&#8217;s time that everyone realizes that [...]]]></description>
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