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	<title>Tirico Suave &#187; Soccer</title>
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	<description>The Rhythm Is The Bass And The Bass Is The Treble</description>
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		<title>I Don&#8217;t Recall Ladybugs Being This Violent</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/06/i-dont-recall-ladybugs-being-this-violent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:34:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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Jesus Christ, is that Jonathan Brandis in drag laying a whooping on some soccer gals? What&#8217;s that? Oh right, Jonathan Brandis is dead. Ok sorry, it&#8217;s definitely not him. 
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		<title>Today In Horrific Soccer Injuries Starring Marcin Wasilewski</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/09/01/today-in-horrific-soccer-injuries-starring-marcin-wasilewski/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:36:44 +0000</pubDate>
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It&#8217;s been some time since I&#8217;ve witnessed a truly gruesome sports injury, but the payoff was certainly worth the wait. Legs just do not bend that way, at least not with a little assistance. I&#8217;m not sure it would bump off one of these four off the mountain, but it&#8217;s certainly in the conversation.

Via Sports [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lasting Images Of Another ¡ATROCIOUS! Showing In Azteca</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 23:33:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are scoring at home, the US men&#8217;s national team is now 0-23-1 all-time on Mexican soil.
With only about 25 percent of the country taking the loss to heart, it&#8217;s safe to say the US soccer program will remain stagnant.
Alas, onto the lowlights.

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		<title>I Must Have Missed The Trophy Presentation</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/25/i-must-have-missed-the-trophy-presentation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:10:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
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Wait, we didn&#8217;t win that Cup?
Judging by the media blitz, I could have sworn it was The Big One. 
Sure, I&#8217;ll admit the Yanks put on a courageous performance against Spain in the Confederation Cup semifinals.
But let&#8217;s curb expectations for 2010, OK?
The US&#8217;s Lance Armstrong-ian effort tickled our Rocky-loving hearts with a tingly Lee Greenwood [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Karen Hill Has Had Enough Of Italians And Their Disloyalty</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:38:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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&#8220;This is Karen Hill, I want to talk to you. Hello?!? Don&#8217;t hang up on me! I want to talk to you. You keep away from MY COUNTRY, you understand me? Hello? ANSWER ME. I&#8217;m going to tell everybody that visits this site that on the Italian national team, Rossi, you&#8217;re nothing but a whore!&#8221;

[gets [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goalie Drills Ball Boy With Ball</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/05/01/goalie-drills-ball-boy-with-ball/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 18:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You see, it if it ever going to happen, it&#8217;s stuff like this and not David Beckham that will help soccer catch on in America. Fans who reach over the railing and interfere with baseball games should be treated in a similar manner. One thing I&#8217;m sure of, the kid deserved it or will at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Like Trying To Decide Which Child You Love More</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/11/21/like-trying-to-decide-which-child-you-love-more/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 03:20:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When it comes to soccer balls hitting faces, I never thought this video could be topped, but now I&#8217;m not so sure.

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		<title>I Want To Ride My Bicycle</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/08/12/i-want-to-ride-my-bicycle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:39:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brazil women&#8217;s soccer standout Cristiane Rozeira de Souza Silva — CRISTIANE! — netted a hat trick against Nigeria today.
But her bicycle kick was by the prettiest — even if the Nigeria keeper was ridiculously far off her line.
For some reason, watching this goal was also kind of an erotic. And I&#8217;m not even into that [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Back And To The Left</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/08/11/back-and-to-the-left/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/08/11/back-and-to-the-left/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:04:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drexl Spivey</dc:creator>
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		<title>Spend Five Quality Seconds Watching This Video</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/07/30/spend-five-quality-seconds-watching-this-video/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/07/30/spend-five-quality-seconds-watching-this-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drexl Spivey</dc:creator>
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