Tirico Suave

Jesus Christ, is that Jonathan Brandis in drag laying a whooping on some soccer gals? What’s that? Oh right, Jonathan Brandis is dead. Ok sorry, it’s definitely not him.

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It’s been some time since I’ve witnessed a truly gruesome sports injury, but the payoff was certainly worth the wait. Legs just do not bend that way, at least not with a little assistance. I’m not sure it would bump off one of these four off the mountain, but it’s certainly in the conversation.

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If you are scoring at home, the US men’s national team is now 0-23-1 all-time on Mexican soil.
With only about 25 percent of the country taking the loss to heart, it’s safe to say the US soccer program will remain stagnant.
Alas, onto the lowlights.

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Wait, we didn’t win that Cup?
Judging by the media blitz, I could have sworn it was The Big One.
Sure, I’ll admit the Yanks put on a courageous performance against Spain in the Confederation Cup semifinals.
But let’s curb expectations for 2010, OK?
The US’s Lance Armstrong-ian effort tickled our Rocky-loving hearts with a tingly Lee Greenwood [...]

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“This is Karen Hill, I want to talk to you. Hello?!? Don’t hang up on me! I want to talk to you. You keep away from MY COUNTRY, you understand me? Hello? ANSWER ME. I’m going to tell everybody that visits this site that on the Italian national team, Rossi, you’re nothing but a whore!”

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You see, it if it ever going to happen, it’s stuff like this and not David Beckham that will help soccer catch on in America. Fans who reach over the railing and interfere with baseball games should be treated in a similar manner. One thing I’m sure of, the kid deserved it or will at [...]

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When it comes to soccer balls hitting faces, I never thought this video could be topped, but now I’m not so sure.

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Brazil women’s soccer standout Cristiane Rozeira de Souza Silva — CRISTIANE! — netted a hat trick against Nigeria today.
But her bicycle kick was by the prettiest — even if the Nigeria keeper was ridiculously far off her line.
For some reason, watching this goal was also kind of an erotic. And I’m not even into that [...]

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