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Helping Shaun Alexander Plot His Post-NFL Career

November 26th, 2008 · 4 Comments

One day you’re the league’s MVP, the next you’re let go so the team can add depth along the defensive line. Shaun Alexander’s second life starts today, and I’m here to guide him through the transition. And would you look at that, you didn’t accidentally grab Ryan Boschetti’s bags on your way out, so you’ve [...]

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Dear God No.

September 16th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Ladies and gentlemen, The Inevitable.

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Fear Not Chicago

June 9th, 2008 · 3 Comments

An older, less blocky, less catchy, more selfish version of the newly released Cedric Benson is just sitting at home, probably gaining 2,400 yards with himself in Madden, waiting for your phone call. I mean, just look at these figures:

2007 Stats

PLAYER
CARRIES
YDS
YPC
TD
REC
REC YDS

Benson
196
674
3.5
4
17
123

Alexander
207
716
3.4
4
14
76

What an outstanding turn of events it would if this did happen. Well, maybe [...]

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Shaun Alexander And The Bengals Are Currently In The Process Of Kidding One Another

May 1st, 2008 · 9 Comments

Free agent running back Shaun Alexander is in Cincinnati for a visit. As a service to you, please allow me to translate some of the quotes from this article:
“The agent for Shaun Alexander said Thursday that his client is scheduled to visit the Bengals on Monday, but Jim Steiner stressed the visit is “very preliminary.”

“Even [...]

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