Tirico Suave

Jeremiah Rivers, who Harvey has at times referred to as the worst player in all of basketball, has decided to transfer to another school. The transfer school has not yet been announced.

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Congratulations to Ron Simmons, formerly Faarooq, formerly an Acolyte (good God, that’s the Acolytes music!!!) and formerly a nose guard for Florida State. It seems he was pretty good at the latter as he has been inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame.

Here is a Simmons vs. JBL Action Figure match:

And for good measure, [...]

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A Tennessee Grand Jury has indicted Tyrone Calico. Surprisingly, it had nothing to do with a Class Action Lawsuit filed by incensed former fantasy owners. It has something to do with drunk driving or whatnot. How are you 6-4 and run a 4-3 and have career totals of 42 catches for 501 yards and 4 [...]

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Coaching legend Pat Riley is expected to step down as Coach of the Heat. He does not have time to coach a team with a losing record. Riley is looking to hire a bright young Coach, have him get the team Championship ready, then step in and get all the credit. Douche.

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This is going to be the year I don’t talk myself into the Jets first round pick. The Tannenbaum/Mangini era has been ok, I have no problem with Revis, Mangold or Ferguson. But these bastards aren’t going to pull the wool over my eyes with another DeWayne Robertson or Bryan Thomas or Kyle Brady or [...]

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Nothing has changed the sports journalism landscape more than the popularity of sports blogs. I am sure many of you have realized that some of the lesser known bloggers on the interwebs seem to be significantly more entertaining than those on TV and in the papers. Major media sources don’t really give sports fans options. [...]

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Tirico Suave has been along for 6 months or so and no one has been as good to us as Hank Steinbrenner. He provides constant column fodder for non-Yankee fans Harvey and Shakespeare. Now if I was famous, I know one thing for sure, I’d be googling my name every day. I assume Hank does [...]

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Another big scoop here at Tirico Suave as we were able to get our hands on the email that Knicks GM and coach Isiah Thomas was recently asked to pen at the behest of new president of basketball operations, Donnie Walsh. It makes for quite a compelling read, so we decided to pass it along [...]

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CJ Wilson is not only a low cost saves option but quite a free spirit as well. An avowed California Democrat, Wilson was recently asked why MLB players care little about the election. His answer, “Come on man you have to admit the median or average guy in a baseball clubhouse does drive an SUV, [...]

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So this douchebag named Tripp Isenhour (it has to be impossible to be named Tripp and not be a douche), is a professional golfer. He was filming a segment called, “Shoot Like a Pro,” when a endangered hawk began to make noise. Angry about the noise ruining his take, he started hitting golf balls [...]

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