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Big Day for Harvey Bars

May 9th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Jeremiah Rivers, who Harvey has at times referred to as the worst player in all of basketball, has decided to transfer to another school. The transfer school has not yet been announced.

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Tags: Jeremiah Rivers is the Anti-Christ · NCAA Basketball · Shakespeare DiMaggio

Ron Simmons is a Hall of Fame Football Player

May 1st, 2008 · 2 Comments

Congratulations to Ron Simmons, formerly Faarooq, formerly an Acolyte (good God, that’s the Acolytes music!!!) and formerly a nose guard for Florida State. It seems he was pretty good at the latter as he has been inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame.

Here is a Simmons vs. JBL Action Figure match:

And for good measure, [...]

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Tags: Action Figure Wrestling Matches · Pro Wrestling · Shakespeare DiMaggio · WWE

Fantasy Bust Tyrone Calico Indicted

April 29th, 2008 · No Comments

A Tennessee Grand Jury has indicted Tyrone Calico. Surprisingly, it had nothing to do with a Class Action Lawsuit filed by incensed former fantasy owners. It has something to do with drunk driving or whatnot. How are you 6-4 and run a 4-3 and have career totals of 42 catches for 501 yards and 4 [...]

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Tags: Busts · Excessive Drinking & Driving · NFL · Shakespeare DiMaggio

Riley to Leave Heat (..until fresh young coach comes in and turns around franchise)

April 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Coaching legend Pat Riley is expected to step down as Coach of the Heat. He does not have time to coach a team with a losing record. Riley is looking to hire a bright young Coach, have him get the team Championship ready, then step in and get all the credit. Douche.

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Tags: Douchebaggery · Hating · NBA · Shakespeare DiMaggio

A Jets Fan’s Thoughts the Night Before the Draft

April 25th, 2008 · No Comments

This is going to be the year I don’t talk myself into the Jets first round pick. The Tannenbaum/Mangini era has been ok, I have no problem with Revis, Mangold or Ferguson. But these bastards aren’t going to pull the wool over my eyes with another DeWayne Robertson or Bryan Thomas or Kyle Brady or [...]

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Tags: NFL · NFL Draft · NY Jets · Risk Management · Shakespeare DiMaggio

These 9 People Would Not Have Jobs If Sports Blogging Were Around 20 Years Ago

April 24th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Nothing has changed the sports journalism landscape more than the popularity of sports blogs. I am sure many of you have realized that some of the lesser known bloggers on the interwebs seem to be significantly more entertaining than those on TV and in the papers. Major media sources don’t really give sports fans options. [...]

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Tags: Douchebaggery · Hating · High Horse · Shakespeare DiMaggio

A Present for Hank Steinbrenner

April 22nd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Tirico Suave has been along for 6 months or so and no one has been as good to us as Hank Steinbrenner. He provides constant column fodder for non-Yankee fans Harvey and Shakespeare. Now if I was famous, I know one thing for sure, I’d be googling my name every day. I assume Hank does [...]

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Tags: Hank Steinbrenner · MLB · Shakespeare DiMaggio

Isiah Thomas’s Letter Of Explanation To Donnie Walsh

April 11th, 2008 · No Comments

Another big scoop here at Tirico Suave as we were able to get our hands on the email that Knicks GM and coach Isiah Thomas was recently asked to pen at the behest of new president of basketball operations, Donnie Walsh. It makes for quite a compelling read, so we decided to pass it along [...]

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Tags: Formalities · Isiah Thomas · NBA · Shakespeare DiMaggio

CJ Wilson on Douchebaggery and the Gyroball

March 19th, 2008 · No Comments

CJ Wilson is not only a low cost saves option but quite a free spirit as well. An avowed California Democrat, Wilson was recently asked why MLB players care little about the election. His answer, “Come on man you have to admit the median or average guy in a baseball clubhouse does drive an SUV, [...]

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Tags: Douchebaggery · MLB · Shakespeare DiMaggio

Michael Vick: The Golf Edition

March 6th, 2008 · 1 Comment

So this douchebag named Tripp Isenhour (it has to be impossible to be named Tripp and not be a douche), is a professional golfer. He was filming a segment called, “Shoot Like a Pro,” when a endangered hawk began to make noise. Angry about the noise ruining his take, he started hitting golf balls [...]

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Tags: Golf · Shakespeare DiMaggio