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	<description>The Rhythm Is The Bass And The Bass Is The Treble</description>
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		<title>Taking Out All Of My Gold Glove Related Angst On The Toy Hall Of Fame</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/10/taking-out-all-of-my-gold-glove-related-angst-on-the-toy-hall-of-fame/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:13:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pic via here.
So, MLB&#8217;s best defensive player of 2009, Franklin Gutierrez, didn&#8217;t win the Gold Glove award. Worse yet, all around inferior baseball player and former Mariner Adam Jones took home the award instead. Luckily, one of the perks to being a Mariners fan is having the sublime USS Mariner around to talk us irrational [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Behold The Prescience Of Mike Blowers</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/09/28/behold-the-prescience-of-mike-blowers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 23:18:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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I don&#8217;t really care for former M&#8217;s player/current M&#8217;s announcer Mike Blowers pretty much solely based on the fact that he&#8217;s the man responsible for this terribly godawful gimmick but I have to say the audio is pretty impressive and worth a minute or so of your time.

Pregame:


5th Inning:


Via here and USS Mariner. 
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		<title>Ichiro Brings Honor, Dignity To Baseball Ejections</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/09/26/ichiro-brings-honor-dignity-to-baseball-ejections/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/09/26/ichiro-brings-honor-dignity-to-baseball-ejections/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 02:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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crisp autumn winds swirl
ball missed it&#8217;s destination
ump&#8217;s a monkey&#8217;s ass

ここのビデオ。
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		<title>Ichiro&#8217;s Personalized Flo Rida Walk Up Music</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/08/14/ichiros-personalized-flo-rida-walk-up-music/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/08/14/ichiros-personalized-flo-rida-walk-up-music/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 01:46:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=6469</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Tirico Suave: your one stop shop for all things Mariners.

Did you know that Ichiro and Flo Rida are boysz? Yo, for real, for real . It&#8217;s more like Street-chiro, amirite? Flo even recorded a remix of his song &#8220;Low&#8221; &#8220;Jump&#8221; which Ichiro was already using as his walk up tune. Sure, the new song is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ichiro Works Blue</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/08/13/ichiro-works-blue/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:50:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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Not quite sure how it&#8217;s possible, but I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever seen this before. Or I may have posted it like a year ago but have little or no working short term memory anymore. Either or.

Via Jorge Says No. 
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		<title>Adrian Beltre Suffers One Of Those Injuries</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/08/13/adrian-beltre-suffers-one-of-those-injuries/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/08/13/adrian-beltre-suffers-one-of-those-injuries/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:36:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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A warning, gentlemen. Reading the following paragraph will cause your face  to involuntarily contort into something that could only be described as Gilbert Gottfried giving birth to a child.

Via Newsday:
Adrian Beltre might want to think about using a cup in the future. The Mariners third baseman was placed on the 15-day DL with an [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>But I Barely Know Her!?!</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/08/11/but-i-barely-know-her/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/08/11/but-i-barely-know-her/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 02:19:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Observing Felix Hernandez&#8217;s Stalker</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/14/observing-felix-hernandezs-stalker/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/14/observing-felix-hernandezs-stalker/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:54:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Harvey, are all Mariners fans this sadistically robotic?


I thought that guy from Powder got struck by lightning, no?
]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Pacific Northwest&#8217;s Most Blunted</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/11/pacific-northwests-most-blunted/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/11/pacific-northwests-most-blunted/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 04:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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MF DOOM&#8230;your favorite bullpen&#8217;s favorite rapper.

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		<title>I Don&#8217;t Miss Adam Jones One Bit</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/09/i-dont-miss-adam-jones-one-bit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/09/i-dont-miss-adam-jones-one-bit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:56:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Franklin Gutierrez]]></category>
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There, I&#8217;m glad I&#8217;ve finally said that in a public forum. Franklin Gutierrez is tremendous. And it&#8217;s not just me saying this 20 minutes after he hit a game winning three run homer with two outs in the eighth inning. Smarter, more researched and respected blogs are gushing as well, and they have charts and [...]]]></description>
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