Pic via here.
So, MLB’s best defensive player of 2009, Franklin Gutierrez, didn’t win the Gold Glove award. Worse yet, all around inferior baseball player and former Mariner Adam Jones took home the award instead. Luckily, one of the perks to being a Mariners fan is having the sublime USS Mariner around to talk us irrational [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Seattle Mariners'
Taking Out All Of My Gold Glove Related Angst On The Toy Hall Of Fame
November 10th, 2009 · 2 Comments
Tags: Franklin Gutierrez · Hall Of Fame · Harvey Bars · Headlines I'm Pretty Sure Are Unique To The Suave · MLB · Seattle Mariners
Behold The Prescience Of Mike Blowers
September 28th, 2009 · 9 Comments
I don’t really care for former M’s player/current M’s announcer Mike Blowers pretty much solely based on the fact that he’s the man responsible for this terribly godawful gimmick but I have to say the audio is pretty impressive and worth a minute or so of your time.
Pregame:
5th Inning:
Via here and USS Mariner.
Tags: Harvey Bars · Manly MP3 Players · Other Great Prognosticators · Seattle Mariners
Ichiro Brings Honor, Dignity To Baseball Ejections
September 26th, 2009 · 1 Comment
Tags: Harvey Bars · Ichiro · Seattle Mariners
Ichiro’s Personalized Flo Rida Walk Up Music
August 14th, 2009 · 1 Comment
Tirico Suave: your one stop shop for all things Mariners.
Did you know that Ichiro and Flo Rida are boysz? Yo, for real, for real . It’s more like Street-chiro, amirite? Flo even recorded a remix of his song “Low” “Jump” which Ichiro was already using as his walk up tune. Sure, the new song is [...]
Tags: Harvey Bars · Ichiro · Music · Seattle Mariners
Ichiro Works Blue
August 13th, 2009 · 1 Comment
Not quite sure how it’s possible, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen this before. Or I may have posted it like a year ago but have little or no working short term memory anymore. Either or.
Via Jorge Says No.
Tags: Harvey Bars · Ichiro · Kansas City Rats And Their Propensity For Fornicating In Wool Socks · Seattle Mariners
Adrian Beltre Suffers One Of Those Injuries
August 13th, 2009 · 4 Comments
A warning, gentlemen. Reading the following paragraph will cause your face to involuntarily contort into something that could only be described as Gilbert Gottfried giving birth to a child.
Via Newsday:
Adrian Beltre might want to think about using a cup in the future. The Mariners third baseman was placed on the 15-day DL with an [...]
Tags: Harvey Bars · Horrific Injuries · MLB · Seattle Mariners
But I Barely Know Her!?!
August 11th, 2009 · 3 Comments
Tags: Harvey Bars · MLB · Seattle Mariners · That Ol' Gag
Observing Felix Hernandez’s Stalker
July 14th, 2009 · 6 Comments
Harvey, are all Mariners fans this sadistically robotic?
I thought that guy from Powder got struck by lightning, no?
Tags: FOX has inseminated humans with robot semen · Losloseeboy · MLB · Seattle Mariners · Video
Pacific Northwest’s Most Blunted
July 11th, 2009 · No Comments
MF DOOM…your favorite bullpen’s favorite rapper.
Tags: Harvey Bars · MLB · Seattle Mariners
I Don’t Miss Adam Jones One Bit
July 9th, 2009 · 6 Comments
There, I’m glad I’ve finally said that in a public forum. Franklin Gutierrez is tremendous. And it’s not just me saying this 20 minutes after he hit a game winning three run homer with two outs in the eighth inning. Smarter, more researched and respected blogs are gushing as well, and they have charts and [...]
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