Tirico Suave

I don’t really care for former M’s player/current M’s announcer Mike Blowers pretty much solely based on the fact that he’s the man responsible for this terribly godawful gimmick but I have to say the audio is pretty impressive and worth a minute or so of your time.

Pregame:

5th Inning:

Via here and USS Mariner.

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crisp autumn winds swirl
ball missed it’s destination
ump’s a monkey’s ass

ここのビデオ。

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Tirico Suave: your one stop shop for all things Mariners.

Did you know that Ichiro and Flo Rida are boysz? Yo, for real, for real . It’s more like Street-chiro, amirite? Flo even recorded a remix of his song “Low” “Jump” which Ichiro was already using as his walk up tune. Sure, the new song is [...]

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Not quite sure how it’s possible, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen this before. Or I may have posted it like a year ago but have little or no working short term memory anymore. Either or.

Via Jorge Says No.

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A warning, gentlemen. Reading the following paragraph will cause your face to involuntarily contort into something that could only be described as Gilbert Gottfried giving birth to a child.

Via Newsday:
Adrian Beltre might want to think about using a cup in the future. The Mariners third baseman was placed on the 15-day DL with an [...]

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Harvey, are all Mariners fans this sadistically robotic?

I thought that guy from Powder got struck by lightning, no?

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MF DOOM…your favorite bullpen’s favorite rapper.

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There, I’m glad I’ve finally said that in a public forum. Franklin Gutierrez is tremendous. And it’s not just me saying this 20 minutes after he hit a game winning three run homer with two outs in the eighth inning. Smarter, more researched and respected blogs are gushing as well, and they have charts and [...]

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Fun fact: Each pitcher’s BA average against also represents their weight.

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