Tirico Suave

Pic via here.
So, MLB’s best defensive player of 2009, Franklin Gutierrez, didn’t win the Gold Glove award. Worse yet, all around inferior baseball player and former Mariner Adam Jones took home the award instead. Luckily, one of the perks to being a Mariners fan is having the sublime USS Mariner around to talk us irrational [...]

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I don’t really care for former M’s player/current M’s announcer Mike Blowers pretty much solely based on the fact that he’s the man responsible for this terribly godawful gimmick but I have to say the audio is pretty impressive and worth a minute or so of your time.

Pregame:

5th Inning:

Via here and USS Mariner.

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crisp autumn winds swirl
ball missed it’s destination
ump’s a monkey’s ass

ここのビデオ。

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Tirico Suave: your one stop shop for all things Mariners.

Did you know that Ichiro and Flo Rida are boysz? Yo, for real, for real . It’s more like Street-chiro, amirite? Flo even recorded a remix of his song “Low” “Jump” which Ichiro was already using as his walk up tune. Sure, the new song is [...]

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Not quite sure how it’s possible, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen this before. Or I may have posted it like a year ago but have little or no working short term memory anymore. Either or.

Via Jorge Says No.

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A warning, gentlemen. Reading the following paragraph will cause your face to involuntarily contort into something that could only be described as Gilbert Gottfried giving birth to a child.

Via Newsday:
Adrian Beltre might want to think about using a cup in the future. The Mariners third baseman was placed on the 15-day DL with an [...]

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Harvey, are all Mariners fans this sadistically robotic?

I thought that guy from Powder got struck by lightning, no?

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MF DOOM…your favorite bullpen’s favorite rapper.

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There, I’m glad I’ve finally said that in a public forum. Franklin Gutierrez is tremendous. And it’s not just me saying this 20 minutes after he hit a game winning three run homer with two outs in the eighth inning. Smarter, more researched and respected blogs are gushing as well, and they have charts and [...]

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