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	<title>Tirico Suave &#187; Roger Dorn</title>
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	<description>The Rhythm Is The Bass And The Bass Is The Treble</description>
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		<title>Coughlin&#8217;s Law: Don&#8217;t Show Photos of Chris Coghlan Tossing Bats While Hyping His Batting Prowess</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/09/01/coughlins-law-dont-show-photos-of-chris-coghlan-tossing-bats-while-hyping-his-batting-prowess/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/09/01/coughlins-law-dont-show-photos-of-chris-coghlan-tossing-bats-while-hyping-his-batting-prowess/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:41:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger Dorn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
And in honor of Doug Coughlin, God rest his soul, I give you The Last Barman Poet. 

The Death Spasm
]]></description>
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		<title>Sans Barry Bonds, Steroids Continue To Haunt Giants</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/08/12/sans-barry-bonds-steroids-continue-to-haunt-giants/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/08/12/sans-barry-bonds-steroids-continue-to-haunt-giants/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 04:55:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drexl Spivey]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Barry Bonds has attended a few Giants games this year. In that time, he caught a glimpse of the present and the future.
It came in the form of a 5-11, 165-pound post-grunge punk.
His name: Tim Lincecum. With Barry Bonds in the stands July 27, the long-haired snaggletoothed kid with the body composition of an alien [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Natalie Portman Star Wars/Clerks Mash-Up Explains Everything</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/17/natalie-portman-star-warsclerks-mash-up-explains-everything/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/17/natalie-portman-star-warsclerks-mash-up-explains-everything/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 09:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger Dorn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bricking in the mouth of any LOTR Mash-Up]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Confirmation of the rumor that Natalie Portman still can&#8217;t comprehend the idea of celibacy. 

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		<title>Artie Lange Ruins Joe Buck Live In A Most Excellent Way</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/15/artie-lange-ruins-joe-buck-live-in-a-most-excellent-way/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/15/artie-lange-ruins-joe-buck-live-in-a-most-excellent-way/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 06:44:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger Dorn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Joe Buck]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[shitting on your show]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to the world of HBO, Joe Buck, where comedians curse and question your sexuality. I don&#8217;t think I could have enjoyed this any more, unless Artie Lange threw a chocolate-covered midget at an unsuspecting Bob Costas or Bruno dropped from the rafters mid-segment to 69 himself on Joe Buck&#8217;s lap. Ah. Good times.



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		<title>John McEnroe&#8217;s Unfiltered And Objective Views On The Mess</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/05/13/john-mcenroes-unfiltered-and-objective-views-on-the-mess/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/05/13/john-mcenroes-unfiltered-and-objective-views-on-the-mess/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 20:09:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Not worthy of the rarely used tennis tag]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a brief clip from John McEnroe&#8217;s visit into the booth at Citi Field on Wednesday afternoon.

I don&#8217;t have any definitive proof, but I believe Johnny Mc was booted from the booth shortly after the Sheffield comment.
Out of seemingly nowhere, his discordant voice just happened to disappear.
The lesson here?
Don&#8217;t screw around with the Wilpon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tony Gonzalez not into &#8220;**** like that&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/02/04/tony-gonzalez-not-into-like-that/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/02/04/tony-gonzalez-not-into-like-that/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:48:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger Dorn</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tony Gonzalez played Basketball. I never knew that.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[X Just when you thought I was done blogging...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Just when you thought I was done blogging...]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Wait]]></category>

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Captain Rebuilding Year just had an epiphany&#8230;He&#8217;s sick of rebuilding. The Chiefs haven&#8217;t been good since Marty Ball was in town and Tony Gonzalez has apparently had enough of it. From Yahoo:
“I want to see who they name as head coach,” Gonzalez said. “Yeah, I hear they’re talking to Todd Haley, but then there’s this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mike Francesa Is Starting To Sound Like My Dead Grandpa Circa 2001</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/01/29/mike-francesa-is-starting-to-sound-like-my-dead-grandpa-circa-2001/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/01/29/mike-francesa-is-starting-to-sound-like-my-dead-grandpa-circa-2001/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 03:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Francesa and Alzheimer's would be sad and I'd contribute to a foundation in his name]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=3973</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After spewing an inordinate amount of sports sludge over the years, Mikey Francesa&#8217;s brain is finally starting to show some wear and tear.
Whist discussing the possibility of the Giants resigning Brandon Jacobs and Derrick Ward, Mikey&#8217;s built-in encyclopedia mistakenly retrieved the &#8220;Jordan&#8221; file.
Watch and see.

And Francesa hasn&#8217;t even watched the NBA since like 1994.
This is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NATE DA 5&#8242;9&#8243;</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/01/28/nate-da-59/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/01/28/nate-da-59/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 06:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Being a Knicks fan isn't akin to rooting for piss on the toilet seat anymore]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Nate Robinson could easily start in the Arizona secondary]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s no way D&#8217;Antoni would pump this kind of ability full of lead.

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		<title>Mike Francesa Logic At Play: (Insert Caller) Are Wrong Because I Know Joe Montana And You Don&#8217;t</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/01/22/mike-francesa-logic-at-play-insert-caller-are-wrong-because-i-know-joe-montana-and-you-dont/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/01/22/mike-francesa-logic-at-play-insert-caller-are-wrong-because-i-know-joe-montana-and-you-dont/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the quest to complete my thesis on Mike Francesa, I present you with a clip from the tail end of today&#8217;s show.
Hint: If you call Mikey&#8217;s show and want to make a point, you better know every professional athlete on a first-name basis.

And here&#8217;s a shout-out to the Mike Francesa forum, who can shred [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The End Of A Debate: Weed Is Obviously Better On The West Coast</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/01/07/end-the-debate-weed-is-obviously-better-on-the-west-coast/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/01/07/end-the-debate-weed-is-obviously-better-on-the-west-coast/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 05:39:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Denver Nuggets]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Staten Island Smoke-off: Method Man vs. Balkman]]></category>
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After surviving the ugliest part of the Isiah-era, Renaldo deserves it.

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