Tirico Suave

And in honor of Doug Coughlin, God rest his soul, I give you The Last Barman Poet.

The Death Spasm

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Barry Bonds has attended a few Giants games this year. In that time, he caught a glimpse of the present and the future.
It came in the form of a 5-11, 165-pound post-grunge punk.
His name: Tim Lincecum. With Barry Bonds in the stands July 27, the long-haired snaggletoothed kid with the body composition of an alien [...]

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Confirmation of the rumor that Natalie Portman still can’t comprehend the idea of celibacy.

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Welcome to the world of HBO, Joe Buck, where comedians curse and question your sexuality. I don’t think I could have enjoyed this any more, unless Artie Lange threw a chocolate-covered midget at an unsuspecting Bob Costas or Bruno dropped from the rafters mid-segment to 69 himself on Joe Buck’s lap. Ah. Good times.

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Here is a brief clip from John McEnroe’s visit into the booth at Citi Field on Wednesday afternoon.

I don’t have any definitive proof, but I believe Johnny Mc was booted from the booth shortly after the Sheffield comment.
Out of seemingly nowhere, his discordant voice just happened to disappear.
The lesson here?
Don’t screw around with the Wilpon [...]

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Captain Rebuilding Year just had an epiphany…He’s sick of rebuilding. The Chiefs haven’t been good since Marty Ball was in town and Tony Gonzalez has apparently had enough of it. From Yahoo:
“I want to see who they name as head coach,” Gonzalez said. “Yeah, I hear they’re talking to Todd Haley, but then there’s this [...]

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After spewing an inordinate amount of sports sludge over the years, Mikey Francesa’s brain is finally starting to show some wear and tear.
Whist discussing the possibility of the Giants resigning Brandon Jacobs and Derrick Ward, Mikey’s built-in encyclopedia mistakenly retrieved the “Jordan” file.
Watch and see.

And Francesa hasn’t even watched the NBA since like 1994.
This is [...]

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There’s no way D’Antoni would pump this kind of ability full of lead.

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In the quest to complete my thesis on Mike Francesa, I present you with a clip from the tail end of today’s show.
Hint: If you call Mikey’s show and want to make a point, you better know every professional athlete on a first-name basis.

And here’s a shout-out to the Mike Francesa forum, who can shred [...]

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After surviving the ugliest part of the Isiah-era, Renaldo deserves it.

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