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Entries Tagged as 'Roger Clemens'

When Presented With New And Possibly Incriminating Evidence, The Best Lawyers Always Start Their Replies With Duh

March 10th, 2009 · 2 Comments

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Tags: Channeling My Inner Roger Cossack · MLB · Roger Clemens

Not Really A Mystery

May 15th, 2008 · 5 Comments

If only someone other than his best friend, his personal trainer and the senate majority leader who was hired to investigate the usage of PEDs had come out and said that Clemens cheated than maybe we could finally solve this eternal riddle.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · MLB · Roger Clemens · Things We Know Are True But ESPN Doesn't

Updated Roger Clemens AT&T Commercial

May 5th, 2008 · 5 Comments

It used to be standard protocol that if a celebrity became embroiled in scandal, that it was only a matter of time before they lost their endorsements. This is no longer the case. In the age of complete disclosure, transgressions are not only accepted, they’re better than gold filled with oil. For instance, just this [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · MLB · Roger Clemens · Video

If Only I Were Tight With Mitchell & Ness….

April 28th, 2008 · No Comments

….I could make a killing off these in Boston alone.

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Tags: Age Ain't Nuthin' But A Number · Harvey Bars · MLB · Mindy McCready · Roger Clemens