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My Top 10 Numbers Between 1 And 10

January 20th, 2009 · 11 Comments

(10) 6. Fuck six.
(9) 5
(8) 7. Overrated.
(7) 9
(6) 1. Too phallic.
(5) 3
(4) 4. Flair, Anderson, Windham, Vicious.
(3) 10. Ten’s dope.
(2) 2
(1) 8. Looks like boobs.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Now Every List Has Been Done · Number Crunching · Random Lists

Five Athletes Whom I’d Like To Turn Into My Own Personal Stable Of Unstoppable Killing Machines

September 30th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Much like naming the inexperienced MILF governor of a kinda-state as your VP candidate, this notion began as a drunken thought one night at the bars. Usually those thoughts waste away quickly, but this one stuck with me. Knowing that blind murderous rage is the byproduct of being truly wronged, I decided to make that [...]

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Tags: Fun With Brutality And Murder · Random Lists · Shakespeare DiMaggio · Where WNBA Happens

Here’s A List Of Steve Smiths That Are OK For You To Fuck With

August 1st, 2008 · 5 Comments

I’m not sure why people keep taking on Carolina Panther Steve Smith. Whether he’s dropping dudes in the film room or letting rookies know where they stand, he already seemed pretty bad ass and now he’s sending teammates who cross him off the field on a cart. He’s clearly the top dog on the Steve [...]

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Tags: Clowns · Harvey Bars · Random Lists · Steve Smith

The Five Grossest Lineups In The NBA

June 30th, 2008 · 16 Comments

The NBA Draft is in the books. As is the case every year, some teams became better, some stayed about the same and others became, much, much worse. The draft is traditionally a time for underachieving teams to add players to their roster and avoid returning to the lottery the following offseason. Unfortunately, some GM’s [...]

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Tags: NBA · Random Lists · Self-Loathing New York Fan Shakespeare · Shakespeare DiMaggio

Top 20 NFL Draft Busts

June 3rd, 2008 · 2 Comments

The NFL draft has become an amazing event for sports fans. It has turned normal everyday people into thinking that they can be an NFL GM. But with every draft comes bust selections. This list is a reminder to all NFL fans that for every great player taken there are about seven bad players selected [...]

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Tags: Busts · NFL Draft · Random Lists · White Velvet

My Top 25 Sports Movies of All Time

June 3rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Every blogger has one. Here’s mine. Before we get things rolling, here’s some criteria:
1. Most importantly, this is MY list. This isn’t IMDb’s list or some list voted on by an expert panel. This is strictly my personal taste. Not only is Rocky not the top movie on here, it’s not even in my top [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Movies · Random Lists

Five Guys I Sort Of Still Wish Were In The NBA

May 8th, 2008 · 27 Comments

Like many sports fans, I’m a big ‘what if?’ guy. Coming up with scenarios that could possibly happen is usually infinitely more exciting than the what actually happens. That’s why I write mock drafts even if I only get four picks right in the first round. Then again, Mel Kiper only got eight right and [...]

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Tags: Herpes · NBA · Random Lists · White Velvet · Zan Tabak