Tirico Suave

Occasionally the calamity that is the evening news seeps its way onto my tv screen. It’s always the same thing that every marginal 80’s comedian told you about: murderdeathkills, canned deliveries, forced banter. It is is my amateur observation that evening news shows haven’t progressed one bit in the last 15 years. And this piece [...]

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PITTSBURGH – Fresh off his successful pseudo-name change, Pittsburgh mayor Luke Ravenstahl has decided to renounce God and his faith in support of the Steelers as they head to Tampa in two weeks to play the Arizona Cardinals in Super Bowl XLIII.

“Feigning a name change might fly for the conference championship game, but this is [...]

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Obama is going to miss out on what could very well be the biggest crowd pop in history if he comes out to any other music than this:

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I just wanted to read the AP story on the Yankees game and look at the photo gallery (Sorry, brontosaurus spines newspaper stalwarts, this is as old school as I get).
But instead I got this . . .

McCain hustling at Yankee stadium and Obama ‘08.
*Sigh*
I’m already voting for the corpse of John Adams, so quit [...]

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“I’m gonna introduce Osama bin Laden to the Undertaker.”

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Ok, this should just about wrap all of my political coverage for 2008.

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Yesterday’s Congressional hearing was an interesting character study for many reasons. To me, the most interesting facet was the political divide. Clemens and George W. Bush are close friends and there was an obvious partisan split. While Republican Dan Burton asked Clemens, “What hat will you be wearing on your Hall of Fame plaque,” Democratic [...]

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The world would be a better place if all elections were decided using a vagina hope meter.

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