Tirico Suave

You know you’re lawyer is a shyster fellow when he actually appears to be winking at his client in the court sketch. The honorable Billie Jean King is picking up what I’m putting down.

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I may be a Lions fan, but I’m no dummy. I’ve never been to Detroit. Don’t plan on going any time soon. I mean, come on. But I have driven through Newark while listening to Popular Demand, so I get the jist. I am also a marginally athletic, pasty white dude and not one [...]

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When we finally launch the Tirico Suave Network, this is the movie that will, without a doubt, play for 24 straight hours starting on Christmas Eve.
(’Paper Planes‘ by M.I.A. plays.)

“There it is! The holy grail of badass, club-going accessories! For weeks I had been scheming to get my mitts on one of these beauties!”

“I met [...]

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