It’s a sad state of affairs in Miami.
Chad Pennington — the 13th quarterback attempting fill Dan Marino’s Super Bowl-less shoes — might be the organization’s best option since Dan left to elope with Lois Einhorn.
Let’s examine it:
Chad “Garden hose arm” Pennington > Jay Fiedler
Chad “Creationist arm” Pennington > Damon Huard
Chad “Spray-on condom arm” Pennington > [...]
