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Rio De Janeiro Has Two Words For Chicago

October 2nd, 2009 · 2 Comments

Whatever, Rio. We didn’t even really want the stupid Olympics in America anyway. I just hope you’re able to take care of your rat infestation problem by 2016.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Hopefully St. Peter Doesn't Read Blogs · International Diplomacy · Olympics

I Had This Joke Before Everyone . . . But Then I Went Out And Got Ripped

February 1st, 2009 · No Comments

But nice investigative reporting, MSM.

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Tags: Losloseeby smoking weed · Michael Phelps smoking weed · Olympics

Bobby Costas Is Living In A Christian World

January 27th, 2009 · No Comments

Sports journalism’s Gandhi, otherwise known as Bobby Costas, was a guest on Mike’d up today.
Instead of talking about the Sup-ah Bowl, Mikey Francesa focused the talk on the Olympics.
Eventually, they discussed ratings, which is a topic Mikey isn’t so shy about.
Anyway, Bobby explained that US swimmer Jason Lezak kept the Michael Phelps storyline alive, thus [...]

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Tags: Bob Costas · Bobby Costas · Losloseeboy · Mike Francesa · Mike and the Mad Dog · Mikey is not ready for change · Olympics · Prob wouldn't have made this post if I hadn't seen "Defiance" · Video

Michael Phelps To Go After One More Gold …..Comedic Gold!

August 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Here’s a made up conversation from the not-so-distant future involving myself and Millicent, a fictional friend I’ve conjured up strictly for this post, who’s main function in my life is to come over every Saturday and watches new episodes of SNL with me.

San Diego, CA. Sept. 13, 2008. 11:25 P.M.

Millicent: You about ready for the [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Kole Heckendorf · Millicent · Olympics · TV

Now Jason, Sometimes People Say Things Just To Be Nice

August 25th, 2008 · No Comments

From this article, here’s a quote from Kidd regarding his possible retirement from international play, in which he is now 56-0:
“I’m undefeated. I told them I can retire now from international ball, but LeBron [James] threw out something I didn’t like. He said he won’t play in 2012 unless I’m there.”
Thanks, Dallas Morning News, for [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Jason kidd · LeBron Finklewicz · Olympics

Fanboy Kobe Into ‘That Dark Shit’, High-Fiving

August 22nd, 2008 · 3 Comments

How does the best basketball player on the planet pass time on a 13 hour flight to Beijing? By reading comics and graphic novels of course:
I opened the door and shook the hands of the three men as they entered the store and said, “Welcome to Lee’s Comics, how can I help you?” I must [...]

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Tags: Comics · Harvey Bars · Kobe Bryant · Olympics

Track Has A Rivalry? Yes.

August 22nd, 2008 · 3 Comments

Not being an ardent follower of track, I wasn’t exactly prepped on the men’s 400m race.
But one thing was very clear: Jeremy Wariner and LaShawn Merritt were not friends.
Wariner looks like he pirated his persona from Eminem, while Merritt oozes the confidence of a prize fighter — which is not expected from someone that runs [...]

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Tags: Losloseeboy · Olympics

Tiki Barber Drops The Big One On TV (Maybe).

August 21st, 2008 · 2 Comments

This video’s making it’s rounds in the blogosphere today and since Tirico Suave is unofficially sponsored by the word ‘cunt’, I couldn’t help myself. Listen for that glorious word at around the :29 mark.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Olympics · Total Medal Cunt

The 2008 Beijing Olympics, Brought To You By RedTube.com

August 19th, 2008 · 4 Comments

I may be wrong but I’m pretty sure that’s the same move Trish Stratus used on the Kat to win her first women’s championship.

Via With Leather.

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Tags: Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling · Harvey Bars · Olympics

Spitz To Phelps: “I’d Like To See You Win All These Medals And Break All These World Records With A John Holmes ‘Stache And Some Pit Hair.”

August 17th, 2008 · 1 Comment

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Tags: Hairy Bitter Older Olympians · Harvey Bars · Olympics