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Michael Phelps To Go After One More Gold …..Comedic Gold!

August 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Here’s a made up conversation from the not-so-distant future involving myself and Millicent, a fictional friend I’ve conjured up strictly for this post, who’s main function in my life is to come over every Saturday and watches new episodes of SNL with me.

San Diego, CA. Sept. 13, 2008. 11:25 P.M.

Millicent: You about ready for the [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Kole Heckendorf · Millicent · Olympics · TV

Now Jason, Sometimes People Say Things Just To Be Nice

August 25th, 2008 · No Comments

From this article, here’s a quote from Kidd regarding his possible retirement from international play, in which he is now 56-0:
“I’m undefeated. I told them I can retire now from international ball, but LeBron [James] threw out something I didn’t like. He said he won’t play in 2012 unless I’m there.”
Thanks, Dallas Morning News, for [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Jason kidd · LeBron Finklewicz · Olympics

Fanboy Kobe Into ‘That Dark Shit’, High-Fiving

August 22nd, 2008 · 3 Comments

How does the best basketball player on the planet pass time on a 13 hour flight to Beijing? By reading comics and graphic novels of course:
I opened the door and shook the hands of the three men as they entered the store and said, “Welcome to Lee’s Comics, how can I help you?” I must [...]

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Tags: Comics · Harvey Bars · Kobe Bryant · Olympics

Track Has A Rivalry? Yes.

August 22nd, 2008 · 3 Comments

Not being an ardent follower of track, I wasn’t exactly prepped on the men’s 400m race.
But one thing was very clear: Jeremy Wariner and LaShawn Merritt were not friends.
Wariner looks like he pirated his persona from Eminem, while Merritt oozes the confidence of a prize fighter — which is not expected from someone that runs [...]

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Tags: Losloseeboy · Olympics

Tiki Barber Drops The Big One On TV (Maybe).

August 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment

This video’s making it’s rounds in the blogosphere today and since Tirico Suave is unofficially sponsored by the word ‘cunt’, I couldn’t help myself. Listen for that glorious word at around the :29 mark.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Olympics · Total Medal Cunt

The 2008 Beijing Olympics, Brought To You By RedTube.com

August 19th, 2008 · No Comments

I may be wrong but I’m pretty sure that’s the same move Trish Stratus used on the Kat to win her first women’s championship.

Via With Leather.

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Tags: Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling · Harvey Bars · Olympics

Spitz To Phelps: “I’d Like To See You Win All These Medals And Break All These World Records With A John Holmes ‘Stache And Some Pit Hair.”

August 17th, 2008 · No Comments

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Tags: Hairy Bitter Older Olympians · Harvey Bars · Olympics

‘Slant-Eyed’ Pose Much Less Controversial When Done By The Chinese

August 14th, 2008 · 2 Comments

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Olympics · Racist?

Ara Abrahamian Channels Bret Hart Circa 1988

August 14th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Swedish wrestler Ara Abrahamian was not too pleased with winning the bronze medal and proceeded to make a scene at the podium. You can read about it here if you’re the kind of person who’s into ‘facts’. But the first thing I was taught at Blogosphere A&M was that facts are boring and irrelevant. So [...]

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Tags: Beijing Screwjob · Harvey Bars · Olympics

Tuvshinbayar Naidan Wins Mongolia’s First Gold Medal

August 14th, 2008 · 3 Comments

A second country has achieved it’s first Gold Medal. Today in Beijing, Tuvshinbayar Naidan defeated Kazakhstan’s Askhat Zhitkeyev in Men’s 100 kilogram Judo. This is easily Mongolia’s proudest moment since it’s 1990 Democratic Revolution.

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Tags: Olympics · Shakespeare DiMaggio