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You’re Gonna Need A Bigger Duck

October 7th, 2009 · 3 Comments

If you were a teenager with access to HBO in the 90s, you’re no doubt familiar with Nicole Eggert’s tour de force Blown Away. It was that decade’s answer to Phoebe Cates emerging from the pool and popping her top, except it involved the hot chick from Chuck In Charge getting passed around by not [...]

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Twelve Year Old Me Incredibly Jealous Of Tony Romo’s Latest Rumored Sexual Conquest

July 21st, 2009 · 2 Comments

I usually don’t find celebrity hookups all that compelling but if this story is true then I say to Tony Romo, bravo sir. It being reported (by a photo agency, but who cares?) that Romo dumped Jessica Simpson for the chick who repeatedly dropped her gear throughout the seminal (get it?) 80s flick Blame It [...]

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