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Steve McNair’s Suicide PSA Is Released

October 2nd, 2009 · No Comments

Steve McNair recording a PSA about suicide is like David Carradine recording a PSA about the dangers of autoerot…oh, wait, I forgot I already made a David Carradine joke this week. Maybe I should just take the high road on this one. Besides, jokes about McNair’s murder-suicide don’t seem to be going over all that [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Irony · NFL · Ok Sometimes We're Kidding About That Schadenfreude

Not Since Danny Rolling Was In Town Has Gainesville Been In Such A State Of Collective Panic

September 26th, 2009 · No Comments

TEBOW DOWN! TEBOW DOWN! WE HAVE A TEBOW DOWN!

I know you’re probably expecting a real schadenfreudey post right now, to which I say 1) you’re clearly not an avid Suave reader if you’re still expecting posts with any sort of regularity and 2) I have to admit, I didn’t like seeing Tim Tebow go down. [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NCAA Football · Ok Sometimes We're Kidding About That Schadenfreude

Carl Joseph Vastly Superior To Me In Every Way Possible

December 9th, 2008 · No Comments

This video appears to have made its rounds a few days ago, but I hadn’t seen it till now. It’s pretty goddamn impressive, to say the least. Carl Joseph was born with one leg but still managed to become the captain of the football team and play two years of basketball. He also a) has [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · I Get Sore From Playing Wii Baseball · Ok Sometimes We're Kidding About That Schadenfreude · People Who've Actually Done Something With Themselves

The Second Stupidest Way An Athlete Can Hurt Himself Over Thanksgiving Weekend

December 1st, 2008 · 1 Comment

Via You Been Blinded and KRAL.com comes some pretty shitty news about former NBA player and perennial member of my vaunted All-Lefty NBA Live teams, Rodney Rogers:
Friends in Durham are rallying around former pro-basketball player Rodney Rogers. Rogers, who lives in the Triangle, suffered serious injuries in an all-terrain vehicle crash Friday night in Vance [...]

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Tags: Fucking ATVs Man · Harvey Bars · NBA · Ok Sometimes We're Kidding About That Schadenfreude