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Entries Tagged as 'NY Jets'
The Star-Ledger Covertly Goads Ricky Williams
October 8th, 2009 · No Comments
Tags: Losloseeboy · NY Jets
Braylon Edwards Slightly Improves One Team, Paralyzes Another
October 7th, 2009 · 2 Comments
After receiving the startling news that Braylon Edwards was traded to the Jets, I immediately thought of the possible ramifications.
Sadly, this will ultimately hurt my NY sports teams more than help.
Time to put the LBJ in 2010 campaign to rest, kids.
Tags: Losloseeboy · NBA · NFL · NY Jets
Pats Fan’s Sneaker More Of A Weapon Than Randy Moss
September 20th, 2009 · 1 Comment
It’s OK, Randy.
I mean, you were going against the best corner on earth.
Tags: Losloseeboy · NFL · NY Jets · Rex Ryan hath impregnated me with his cock-iness · Video
Next Up, Rex Ryan To Rally Troops And Smokeout All Known Terrorists
September 20th, 2009 · No Comments
Forever plagued by a bad case of Benigno-itis, Jets fans have always expected the worst.
And, really, they willingly accepted it. At a certain point, rooting for the Jets devolved into a strange sadomasochistic-like pleasure quest.
With Rex Ryan in town, Rob Halford’s fantasies can finally be banished. Pain has been replaced by pleasure.
The video above — [...]
Tags: Losloseeboy · NFL · NY Jets · Video
David Clowney On Fast-Track To Second Straight Preseason MVP Award
August 25th, 2009 · 4 Comments
New York Jets wide receiver David Clowney had another standout preseason game last night, totaling two catches for 33 yards and a TD against Baltimore.
iBaltimore! According to Jaws and Chucky, there were even scouts from Pol Pot checking out the soon-to-be-cut ninth-string Ravens. Because who wouldn’t want add some “Ozzie Newsome toughness” to their regime, [...]
Tags: David Clowney's future is most likely on the IR · Douchebaggery · Losloseeboy · NBA · NFL · NY Jets
Breaking News: Rational Jets Fan (HA!) Yammers On About Favre
July 15th, 2009 · No Comments
On what is known as the slowest day in sports, ESPN knew it could depend on its No. 1 whore: Brett Lorenzo Favre.
After molesting high school-aged receivers for the past few weeks, Mr. Arthritic Clit shockingly announced that his ego is itchier than ever. Translated: Brett Favre will be wearing purple by July 30.
Is this really [...]
Tags: Brett Favre · Losloseeboy · NFL · NFL fans helping NFL fans · NY Jets · Video
Rationalizing The Jets’ Worst Offseason Decision Since Drafting Anthony Schlegel
May 19th, 2009 · No Comments
The Jets’ highest-drafted QB since Namath has balls.
And that’s all I’ve got to say about that.
Tags: Losloseeboy · NFL · NY Jets
I’ve Never In My Life Been Better Prepared To Go Out And Be Mediocre
March 11th, 2009 · 3 Comments
Joe Namath’s habit of saying dumb drunken things in public started a long time ago.
I gave this video to long suffering Jets fan/noted Ken O’Brien apologist Shakespeare DiMaggio for his birthday a few years back, but he never took it home. He never even got around to watching it, which unsurprisingly instantly improved his QB [...]
Tags: Baiting Shakespeare DiMaggio · Harvey Bars · Ken O'Brien Sucks · NFL · NY Jets
Jets Fans React To Pharmie’s Retirement
February 11th, 2009 · No Comments
Tags: Brett Favre · Losloseeboy · NFL · NY Jets · Video
Bring That Lizard To The Swamp
February 8th, 2009 · No Comments
At this rate, I’ll take an entire linebacking crew of war criminals on the Jets.
Pull some strings, Coach Big Balls.
Tags: Losloseeboy · Morals are so 1955 · NFL · NY Jets
