Tirico Suave

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Here’s a lil’ table I threw together comparing Larry Fitzgerald’s postseason numbers with the regular season numbers of some of the NFL’s pseudo-elite wideouts. Basically, what I’m trying to convey here is that Fitzy had an awesome, Godlike postseason while the other three had mediocre-at-best regular seasons. You heard it here first.

Player
GAMES
REC
YDS
TDS

Larry Fitzgerald
4
30
546
7

Ocho Cinco
13
53
540
4

Chris Chambers
14
33
462
5

Plaxinooch
10
35
454
4

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(10) 6. Fuck six.
(9) 5
(8) 7. Overrated.
(7) 9
(6) 1. Too phallic.
(5) 3
(4) 4. Flair, Anderson, Windham, Vicious.
(3) 10. Ten’s dope.
(2) 2
(1) 8. Looks like boobs.

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“Built by a bitter basketball fan in Seattle” is really all the information I need to give you here. I’d like to see one of these for my boy Jeff Green as well.

Via Ball Don’t Lie.

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Jose Lopez’s BA through 41 games: .315. His OBP: .313. Too many sacrifices, not enough walks.

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LeBron James’s FG Pct against Boston through two games: .190

Michael Jordan’s BA in 127 games with the Birmingham Barons: .202

Keep on truckin’ LeBron. One or two buckets go the other way and drop and you’re a legend.

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