Tirico Suave

Returning to his childhood home for Cleveland’s Brownout against Baltimore, MNF announcer Jon Gruden was a little out of sorts.
While I didn’t record all of Gruden’s loose-lipped quips, I managed to archive the following nugget.
For the 10 percent of unemployed Americans, this is for you.

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If you are unable to read Jon Gruden’s penmanship, allow me to translate it.
you are my favorit team could you please send me som autagraphed pictures of the team
The Suave got its hands on a simmiliar letter that a young Brady Quinn sent to former Browns head coach Bill Belichick.

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Big Mikey Francesa can barely make it through his M-F “Mike’d Up” regiment.
But that doesn’t stop him from slugging into the studio on Sunday for a MUST-WATCH NFL show.
The energy-level of “Football Sunday With Mike Francesa” is comparable to, well, Mikey’s libido.
Here is a clip from his latest hair-raising episode.

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In honor of the Detroit Lions signing Jason David, I present you with the definitive “Jason David Getting Beat, Run Over Or Just Flat Out Abused” gallery, in reverse chronological order:

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Sure, my favorite football team has only won two of their last 31 games and just lost to a team that had lost 17 straight games, but goddamn, they can sure as hell light up white guys on special teams. Take that, Danny Amendola!

Via The Big Lead.

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Hello, new favorite highlight of the 2009 season!

Wow. That’s an all-timer. I don’t think it tops this sublime 24 seconds of grainy footage but it’s certainly in the conversation and the Greg Jones clip took place in college and didn’t end with him getting down on one knee and unleashing a feral scream to the [...]

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A Peyton Manning jersey?
Child’s play.
If Jeff Fisher had sported the following T-shirts, the media and fans would have every right to grab their pitchforks and torches.

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Eventually, Tennessee Titans fans will manage to get the image of head coach Jeff Fisher donning a Peyton Manning jersey out of their collective heads.
But I gather the image above will not fade away quite as quickly.
I can only imagine how this conversation went.

Tony: “Jeff, the Lord forgives sucky coaching — not cock-sucking.”
Jeff: “At least [...]

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Pic via here.
WASHINGTON, DC – Further continuing the effort to right the ship wayward ship that is his franchise, Dan Snyder said today that head coach Jim Zorn will no longer be in charge of contacting and speaking to his own family and that former NFL head coach Lindy Infante will now perform those functions.

It’s [...]

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Via here.
I guess nothing should surprise me anymore about the Charger faithful after nearly having a home playoff game blacked out, but then again struggling to not have a MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL GAME against your undefeated division rival blacked out is quite the achievement in collective fan apathy itself.

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