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Connect The Whores: Trent Edwards Joins AFC East Cover Boys

June 30th, 2009 · Comments

Tom Brady, Mark Sanchez and Chad Pennington have sold their souls to a Nikon camera.
Not to be outdone by his fellow AFC East quarterbacks, Trent Edwards decided it was time to get lusty in front of a lens and strike a few awkward poses.
And boy were they awkward.
Buffalo’s third-year quarterback leaked the following photos to [...]

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Tags: Kellen Clemens' droopy face gently weeps · Losloseeboy · NFL

Chad Pennington Still Bitter Toward Jets, Lives Out Zoolander Fantasy

June 30th, 2009 · Comments

That.
Was.
Disturbing.
There had to be a better way to deal with your jealousy, Chad.

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Tags: Losloseeboy · NFL

Plaxico Emerges From Sarcophagus For Court Appearance

June 15th, 2009 · Comments

You know you’re lawyer is a shyster fellow when he actually appears to be winking at his client in the court sketch. The honorable Billie Jean King is picking up what I’m putting down.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NFL · Plaxinooch!

Gisele’s Man In The Boat Has Very Own Poseidon Adventure

June 9th, 2009 · Comments

Artist’s rendering.
Via NBC Sports:
Tom Brady had to be rescued from the Charles River after flipping his kayak on Sunday, the Boston Herald reported Tuesday.
“He had to be rescued,” an unidentified spectator told the Boston Herald. “The launch guy went out and got him and got him back in the kayak. He’s been bragging about it [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Like Titanic But Dreamier · NFL

Precipitous Drop In Madden Rating Has DeAngelo Hall All Torn Up Inside

June 3rd, 2009 · Comments

Despite a multitude of professional football teams vastly overpaying for his services over the last few seasons, DeAngelo Hall is a little down in the dumps. He’s a wittle upset. The no-more-than-140-characters-at-a-time-type-upset. (By the way, I thoroughly enjoy how on Hall’s Twitter page there’s a picture of him speaking with the the Redskins’ three Lombardi [...]

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Tags: Douchebaggery · Harvey Bars · NFL

Peyton Manning Demonstrates Vols Pride By Sporting Team Colors On Forehead

June 2nd, 2009 · Comments

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Tags: Burnt Peyton Face · Harvey Bars · NCAA Football · NFL

L.T. Confuses ABC Set With Seedy Trenton Crack House

May 19th, 2009 · Comments

It was only a matter of time before L.T.’s absence from the golf course drove him away from sobriety.
His interview at the “Dancing With the Stars” finale proved it.
The avalanche of hilarity included references to lap dances and sexual inadequacy, which made it choice programming for Walt’s “family-centered” network.
Roll tape:

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Tags: Lap dances · Losloseeboy · NFL · Video · kids at home

Rationalizing The Jets’ Worst Offseason Decision Since Drafting Anthony Schlegel

May 19th, 2009 · Comments

The Jets’ highest-drafted QB since Namath has balls.
And that’s all I’ve got to say about that.

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Tags: Losloseeboy · NFL · NY Jets

Torry Holt No Threat To Ray McKigney

May 4th, 2009 · Comments

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Tags: (Brian Baldinger joke) · Digits · Harvey Bars · NFL

Frances Favre Will Have His Revenge On Wisconsin

May 4th, 2009 · Comments

Via the Daily News:
One NFL source insists Favre can’t peacefully retire until he finds a way to get revenge on the Packers. He wants back into the NFC North so he can face the Packers twice. The Bears traded for Jay Cutler and the Lions drafted Matthew Stafford. Hello, Minnesota.
“Favre can’t stand Green Bay,” [...]

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Tags: 100% Pure Uncut Vitriol · Brett Favre · Harvey Bars · NFL · Some Of This Is Probably Irrational