Tirico Suave

My third and final installment of the mock is here to kill another five minutes of work (six if you leave a menacing comment). I like keeping things fresh and hedging my bets, so I’ve decided to list who I think the team will select and who’d I select if I were running the team. [...]

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It’s April and the second installment is way overdue. It’s been quite a while since I’ve had Raider and Eagle fans inform me how little I know about just about everything. My apologies, but document scanning season is like tax season only longer and more intense. Anyway, I have updated my previous mock and there [...]

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a) Mac
b) Toe Jam And/Or Earl
c) Sy Snootles
d) Dr. Zoidberg
e) The Fly
f) Popeye Jones

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I haven’t been around these parts in some time, but it’s mock draft season, so I’m back to drop mock knowledge on the masses. And yes, I know mock drafts are pointless. Kiper spends every waking minute of his life studying this crap only to get like four right on draft day because there were [...]

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Via the Seahawks Blog:
Michael Crabtree wasn’t quite as tall as expected. He measured 6-1.25, 215 pounds. He doesn’t plan on running at the combine, instead waiting until next month.
I’ve never really understood this practice of college programs/players enhancing their the heights and weights of their athletes. It’s not like this is the WWF/E billing Andre [...]

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Mel Kiper, Jr. thinks you have what it takes and could potentially be the sixth or seventh best looking girl in this bar.
 
My Evaluation:
The Pro’s
Build: We know what everyone is thinking, and when it comes to personnel this carries a lot of weight. Teams are going to look at what you have up top and [...]

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The NFL draft has become an amazing event for sports fans. It has turned normal everyday people into thinking that they can be an NFL GM. But with every draft comes bust selections. This list is a reminder to all NFL fans that for every great player taken there are about seven bad players selected [...]

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Ming the Merciless really did planet Mongo and his faithful followers a disservice by “skyjacking” Flash Gordon, instead of waiting until 1983 and suck-beaming in perennial loser Ken O’Brien. Unless being on the losing end of some not so memorable contests with Dan Marino is a quality intergalactic quarterback heroes need to posses, there’s no [...]

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I always saw him more as a left guard type but apparently he’s a speedy runner from Central Florida. He probably would have went higher but he had a few character issues, like the fact that he smokes, curses a lot and associates with known heroin users.

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