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	<description>The Rhythm Is The Bass And The Bass Is The Treble</description>
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		<title>Presenting David Wright And The Buffalo Bisons</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/08/10/presenting-david-wright-and-the-buffalo-bisons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 05:21:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Inspired by the brilliant There, I Fixed It, I strung together the 2009 New York Mess.

Fact: this was the starting lineup for last night&#8217;s Daniel Murphy comedy special game  against the Diamondbacks.

H/T: Omar
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		<title>Mets Trap</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/08/05/mets-trap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 05:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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Courtesy of the clever gents over at Global Sports Fraternity comes this glorious cartoon that may already need a sequel seeing is how Jon Niese just Nomar&#8217;d his hamstring attempting to cover first base in tonight&#8217;s game.
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		<title>A View From The Frontline: NY Media Wages War Against The Mets</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/29/a-view-from-the-frontline-ny-media-wages-war-against-the-mets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 07:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And you thought the first 20 minutes of &#8220;Saving Private Ryan&#8221; were hair-raising . . .

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		<title>Omar Minaya&#8217;s &#8220;Investigation&#8221; Of Tony Bernazard</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/22/omar-minayas-investigation-of-tony-bernazard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 05:17:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you haven&#8217;t heard, Omar Minaya is going to &#8220;investigate&#8221; bone-chewing colleague Tony Bernazard&#8217;s recent string of fuck-you-I&#8217;m-Tony-Bernazard behavior.
While not privy to the inner workings of said investigation, I&#8217;d imagine it will go something like this . . .

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		<title>What It Would Be Like To Play &#8220;Running Bases&#8221; With The Mets</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/10/what-it-would-be-like-to-play-running-bases-with-the-mets/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/10/what-it-would-be-like-to-play-running-bases-with-the-mets/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:32:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
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It appears all the work on &#8220;fundamentals&#8221; in spring training has really started to pay dividends for the opposition.
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		<title>Cautiously Approaching &#8216;My Wish&#8217; And The Mets</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/10/cautiously-approaching-my-wish-and-the-mets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:22:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ESPN’s ‘My Wish’ series is seemingly impenetrable to the ire of critics.
Seriously.
Let’s look at the show’s formula:
1) Sick kids
2) Sick kids overcoming adversity
3) Sick kids connecting with millionaire ballplayers
If Phil Mushnick were a semi-automatic weapon, ‘My Wish’ would be the equivalent of a bulletproof vest.
In reality, I don’t hate the show. But I don’t really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My 1989 Lenny Dykstra Starting Lineup Figure Now Worth More Than 2009 Actual Lenny Dykstra</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/08/my-1989-lenny-dykstra-starting-lineup-figure-now-worth-more-than-2009-actual-lenny-dykstra/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/08/my-1989-lenny-dykstra-starting-lineup-figure-now-worth-more-than-2009-actual-lenny-dykstra/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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Value of Starting Lineup: at least $7.99 (+ shipping).
Value of Actual Lenny Dykstra: $0, or whatever the trade-in value is of a Jim Cramer personalized Boo Yah. 
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		<title>Metropolitan Suckery: Now In Spectacular HD!</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/07/metropolitan-suckery-now-in-spectacular-hd/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/07/metropolitan-suckery-now-in-spectacular-hd/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:41:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=5920</guid>
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The ineptitude that is the 2009 New York Mets was summed up fairly nicely by ESPN&#8217;s Not Top 10 this morning. Of course, they only put the top five online because, well they were just&#8230;actually, I don&#8217;t know, sometimes I think ESPN occasionally likes to suck for no reason whatsoever. Whatever. Keeps the snark fresh. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mets Like Cut Of Young Urbina&#8217;s Jib</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/03/mets-like-cut-of-young-urbinas-jib/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/03/mets-like-cut-of-young-urbinas-jib/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:32:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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Via MLB.com: 
 The Mets signed 16-year-old Juan Urbina on Thursday, a Major League scout told MLB.com.
The Venezuelan left-hander is expected to receive a $1.25 million signing bonus on the first day of Major League Baseball&#8217;s international player signing period.
Urbina, listed at 6-foot-2, is said to have a fastball in the upper 80s and a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phillies Fan Simply Requests That David Wright Take A Quick Gander At His Ring Finger</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/16/phillies-fan-simply-requests-that-david-wright-take-a-quick-gander-at-his-ring-finger/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/16/phillies-fan-simply-requests-that-david-wright-take-a-quick-gander-at-his-ring-finger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 07:21:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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Tirico Suave: all Buck, all day. 
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