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Knicks, Clips To Shoot Our Eyes Out Christmas Day

August 4th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Via FanHouse:
For the second straight year, the league will feature five games during its major Christmas Day showcase. ESPN will broadcast Heat-Knicks (what?), Clippers-Suns (ummm…) and Nuggets-Blazers. ABC will give us Celtics-Magic and Cavaliers-Lakers. Three great games, and two … um, two other games.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NBA · New York Knicks

Stephon Marbury Reiterates What Losloseeboy Said Back In February

July 1st, 2009 · 3 Comments

After the Knicks gave up 142 points to the Warriors, I officially gave up on Mike D’Antoni’s players-like-me-so-much-because-this-is-an-extension-of-AAU style.
It was Marbury-esque to use the third-person in the title of this post, but now I’m going to take it a step further and quote myself:

Mike D’Antoni arrived in NY and sold his SSOL philosophy to the [...]

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Tags: Hubris ERUPTION! · Knicks · Losloseeboy · NBA · New York Knicks

NBA2K10’s Newest Added Feature: Superfan Tampering

June 4th, 2009 · 3 Comments

Spike Lee and Kobe Bryant are boys. They’re tight. You know, I heard after a few beers Spike even lets Kobe drop a few n-bombs. And at this point, it’s evident that Spike is just flat out recruiting. They’re making movies together, giving each other in-game DAP, and now this, Spike’s new commercial for NBA [...]

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Tags: Baiting Shakespeare DiMaggio · Harvey Bars · New York Knicks

Al Harrington Is Singlehandedly Trying To Send Losee To An Early Grave

March 26th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Al Harrington’s home/road splits for boneheaded techs vs. the Clippers are surprisingly consistent.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NBA · New York Knicks · Video

Clyde’s Right, Chris Wilcox Was Far Too Flamboyant

March 24th, 2009 · 5 Comments

Wilcox’s dunk was the obvious highlight of this short film, but what about Chris Duhon’s defense on Anthony Johnson?
It was more disgusting Coach K’s whispering eye.

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Tags: Losloseeboy · NBA · New York Knicks · Video

DE-FENSE! DE-FENSE!

March 5th, 2009 · No Comments

Awhile back, I wrote a post on the Knicks’ total refusal to play defense.
It appears D’Antoni’s meth addict brand of basketball has also stricken the Hawks.
Last night, both squads broke out their “ghost man” defense, causing Mike Breen to try and wiggle out of his contract for the 483rd time in the last five years.
Watch:

It [...]

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Tags: Losloseeboy · NBA · New York Knicks · Video

MSG Continues To Find Humor In All Things Italian

March 4th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Back in January, Danilo Gallinari kindly asked the marketing freaks at MSG to stop shoehorning him into a Pinocchio-like character.
Matched up against the Bulls, Gallo was stampeded by classic Goomba stereotypes.
After each of his four baskets, the Knicks’ long-time public address announcer Mike Walczewski, using a thick Italian accent, said “Daneeelo Gal-lin-ar-ay” and then the [...]

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Tags: Losloseeboy · NBA · Never forget Italian flag decals · New York Italians · New York Knicks · Video

At Last, No More Unnecessary Marbury Nonsense

February 24th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Via the New York Post:
Stephon Marbury and the Knicks reached an agreement today on a buyout settlement during an arbitration hearing over the point guard’s $400,000 fine, according to an NBA source.
Marbury is expected to be waived as soon as tonight after meeting with team president Donnie Walsh today at a Midtown law firm.
Marbury [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NBA · New York Knicks · Starbury in full effect · Stephon Marbury

Giving Walt “Clyde” Frazier’s Overworked Brain A Helping Hand

February 20th, 2009 · 1 Comment

As Wilson Chandler finished around the rim, Clyde, in the rarest of moments, suffered to grasp a quirky word from his Webster-sized brain to describe what he’d just seen.
Well, let’s just say this won’t happen ever AGAIN.
You can thank me later, Clyde.

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Tags: Losloseeboy · NBA · New York Knicks · Video · Walt Clyde's Mouthpiece

Kenny Albert Can See The Future . . . And That Future Does Not Include Gallo

February 20th, 2009 · 2 Comments

As your marquee source on the development of Italian wonder boy Danilo Gallinari, I present you with my most recent findings.
I’m just going to lay it out there: Gallo has absolutely zero court awareness.
Don’t believe me?
Roll tape . . .

If you are Kobe, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with pulling up on a 5 vs. 2 [...]

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Tags: Losloseeboy · NBA · Never forget Italian flag decals · New York Italians · New York Knicks · Video