Tirico Suave

Big Mikey decided to opine on the Knicks during today’s show. Considering he hasn’t watched a Knicks game since 1999, it was a peculiar direction to take the program.
Not surprisingly, it didn’t end well.
When asked by a caller why NY would be an attractive landing place for free agents in 2010, Mike stumbled and uttered [...]

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FOX News is reporting live all day from the Yankees’ World Series parade in Manhattan.
Per usual, the coverage is absolutely hilarious.
And we can thank bubbly “reporter” Rosanna Scotto for this dose of humor.

Now, let’s break that clip down.
Scotto, paired up with some faceless wasp, summed up the excitement of seeing the deep-pocketed ballplayers arrive. She [...]

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Back in January, Danilo Gallinari kindly asked the marketing freaks at MSG to stop shoehorning him into a Pinocchio-like character.
Matched up against the Bulls, Gallo was stampeded by classic Goomba stereotypes.
After each of his four baskets, the Knicks’ long-time public address announcer Mike Walczewski, using a thick Italian accent, said “Daneeelo Gal-lin-ar-ay” and then the [...]

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As your marquee source on the development of Italian wonder boy Danilo Gallinari, I present you with my most recent findings.
I’m just going to lay it out there: Gallo has absolutely zero court awareness.
Don’t believe me?
Roll tape . . .

If you are Kobe, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with pulling up on a 5 vs. 2 [...]

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Don’t make me do it, Davey Boy.

Edit: Yeah, Danilo is spelled wrong in the video. Get off my back. I  don’t have Italian spellcheck, Chachi.

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