Tirico Suave

Back in January, Danilo Gallinari kindly asked the marketing freaks at MSG to stop shoehorning him into a Pinocchio-like character.
Matched up against the Bulls, Gallo was stampeded by classic Goomba stereotypes.
After each of his four baskets, the Knicks’ long-time public address announcer Mike Walczewski, using a thick Italian accent, said “Daneeelo Gal-lin-ar-ay” and then the [...]

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As your marquee source on the development of Italian wonder boy Danilo Gallinari, I present you with my most recent findings.
I’m just going to lay it out there: Gallo has absolutely zero court awareness.
Don’t believe me?
Roll tape . . .

If you are Kobe, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with pulling up on a 5 vs. 2 [...]

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Danilo Gallinari, our prized No. 6 pick, is awful.
He runs the court like a square, has a loose handle and plays defense like someone with cystic fibrosis.
The Knicks, continuing on with their reenactment of The Trail of Tears, stopped over for a drubbing in Golden State last night. Gallo took the opportunity to seal his [...]

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