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	<title>Tirico Suave &#187; NCAA Football</title>
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	<description>The Rhythm Is The Bass And The Bass Is The Treble</description>
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		<title>Hallowed Sports Record Shattered: Longest Jail Sentence For A Former Nebraska Running Back</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/12/hallowed-sports-record-shattered-longest-jail-sentence-for-a-former-nebraska-running-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:55:40 +0000</pubDate>
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When Lawrence Phillips was sentenced to 10 years in prison in 2006 for running over three teenagers with his car following a pickup football game (hey, we&#8217;ve all been there, right?), he established himself as the clear alpha dog regarding Nebraska backfield badassery. When it was reported that Phillips would be facing another sentencing later [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Is Why I Try To Never Lift Anything Heavier Than Ten Pounds</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/09/28/this-is-why-i-try-to-never-lift-anything-heavier-than-ten-pounds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:43:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Artist rendering of Stafon Johnson&#8217;s spotter.
THIS. SOUNDS. FUCKING. AWFUL.

via the Los Angeles Times: 
USC running back Stafon Johnson has been injured in a weight room accident at the school.
The senior from Dorsey High was lifting weights this morning when he apparently lost control of the bar and it landed on his neck. He was reportedly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not Since Danny Rolling Was In Town Has Gainesville Been In Such A State Of Collective Panic</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/09/26/not-since-danny-rolling-was-in-town-has-gainesville-been-in-such-a-state-of-collective-panic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/09/26/not-since-danny-rolling-was-in-town-has-gainesville-been-in-such-a-state-of-collective-panic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 04:55:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ok Sometimes We're Kidding About That Schadenfreude]]></category>

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TEBOW DOWN! TEBOW DOWN! WE HAVE A TEBOW DOWN!

I know you&#8217;re probably expecting a real schadenfreudey post right now, to which I say 1) you&#8217;re clearly not an avid Suave reader if you&#8217;re still expecting posts with any sort of regularity and 2) I have to admit, I didn&#8217;t like seeing Tim Tebow go down. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You know, for Kuntz.</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/09/21/you-know-for-kuntz/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/09/21/you-know-for-kuntz/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:52:46 +0000</pubDate>
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Via the Press Citizen and Black Heart Gold Pants:
Tyger Kuntz, of Houston, TX., hula hoops while tailgating before the Arizona game, Saturday, September 19, 2009, at Kinnick Stadium, in Iowa City, Iowa.
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		<title>Georgia Tech Fake Field Goal Vs. Clemson</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/09/10/georgia-tech-fake-field-goal-vs-clemson/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/09/10/georgia-tech-fake-field-goal-vs-clemson/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 05:07:24 +0000</pubDate>
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Someday, the powers that be will come to the realization that their empires won&#8217;t crumble if they make their  highlights available to the masses in an free embeddable HD form. Until then, enjoy the ol &#8216;dude with a camcorder shooting his tv at a 12° angle&#8217; standby.  
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		<title>Beginning Of Greg Paulus Era Signals Official End Of Syracuse Football Program</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/08/17/greg-paulus-era-beckons-syracuse-university-oficially-gives-up-on-football/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 05:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
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Former Duke cardboard cutout Greg Paulus has been named the starting quarterback at Syracuse.
The 37-year-old Paulus apparently beat out two corpses for the job.
In making such a bold move, it&#8217;s obvious that Syracuse rookie head coach Doug Marrone is willing to exchange points for attendance figures.
But there&#8217;s more, of course. Marrone has also started to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mike Gundy Now 42, Even Manlier</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/08/12/mike-gundy-now-42-even-manlier/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/08/12/mike-gundy-now-42-even-manlier/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 07:15:18 +0000</pubDate>
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Once again, we&#8217;d like to send out birthday wishes to Mr. Gundy and also as Shakes pointed out last year, Mark Knopfler.  
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		<title>Peyton Manning Demonstrates Vols Pride By Sporting Team Colors On Forehead</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/02/peyton-manning-demonstrates-vols-pride-by-sporting-team-color-on-forehead/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/02/peyton-manning-demonstrates-vols-pride-by-sporting-team-color-on-forehead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:10:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Lane Kiffin Claims To See Own Face In Plate Of Hash Browns</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/05/07/lane-kiffin-claims-to-see-own-face-in-plate-of-hash-browns/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/05/07/lane-kiffin-claims-to-see-own-face-in-plate-of-hash-browns/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 10:08:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Lesser Known Mount Rushmores: Day Two</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/02/24/the-lesser-known-mount-rushmores-day-two/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/02/24/the-lesser-known-mount-rushmores-day-two/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 07:28:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Mt. Rushmore of Chubby Child Actors Who Resemble Texas Tech Coach Mike LeachChunk, Dennis from Head of the Class, Spencer Breslin, Audrey from European Vacation.
Day One: The Mt. Rushmore of Pro Wrestlers We Can’t Believe Are Still Alive
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