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Anyone Who Claims This Video Is Difficult To Watch Has Never Seen A Episode Of House Of Payne

December 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

I don’t know. Needs more LT freaking the fuck out. Or a band cart. Or how about contact?

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Tags: Bones Made Of Balsa Wood · Harvey Bars · I've Never Actually Watched House Of Payne · NCAA Football · To Be Fair That Was A Real Cheap Shot By The Turf

Inside The Joe Paterno Contract Negotiations

December 16th, 2008 · 10 Comments

Gambling on the fact that God will follow suit, Penn State has extended coach Joe Paterno for three more years. With head coaching vacancies suddenly opening at both Ball and Iowa State, the move to lock up JoePa had to be made. Despite his long tenure at the school, the negotiations weren’t as straight forward [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Joe Paterno · NCAA Football · Picking On The Elderly

Former Wrestler Conquistador #2 Spotted At Arizona-ASU Game

December 6th, 2008 · 8 Comments

Click to enlarge.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · I thought they wore yellow? · NCAA Football · WWE

Not Quite The Slobberknocker I Was Expecting

November 22nd, 2008 · 3 Comments

Click to enlarge.
Oklahoma = the right side of JR’s face.
Texas Tech = the left side.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NCAA Football · WWE

A Video For Notre Dame Boosters (To Watch On LSD)

November 12th, 2008 · 9 Comments

Harrowing stuff, really.

I might even get the “mature audiences” tag from YouTube.

Good luck keeping your job after this one, Charles.

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Tags: Charlie Weis' Worst Nightmare · Losloseeboy · NCAA Football · Video

Commercials Vary Depending On Region

November 10th, 2008 · No Comments

There was a Fathead commercial that aired on MNF tonight where an Ohio State fan puts up a OSU fathead and a fellow from Michigan comes along and tackles his nemesis. It’s adorable and the two scamps share a hearty laugh at the end. I imagine the ending of LSU-Alabama version of the same commercial [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Holy Fuck. The south. My God. · NCAA Football

The Lions May Have Fired Matt Millen Too Soon

November 2nd, 2008 · 5 Comments

Mr. Crabtree, the sooner you can get that mancrush application back to me, the sooner I can get it filed and get the official process rolling.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Michael Crabtree · NCAA Football · Re-hire Millen!

Napoleon McCallum Laughs At This Video

October 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Via SbB.

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Tags: Gruesome Injuries Caused By Band Carts · Harvey Bars · NCAA Football · Video

Tirico Suave Does Not Support Knight On Knight Violence

September 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

I was going to say that perhaps the slap was a result of Glen Lee sending Mike Teel naked photos of Teel’s wife but then I remembered that I’m the only person who still watches Entourage.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NCAA Football · Rutgers · They're Shitty Again

Now This Is The Rutgers I Remember

September 11th, 2008 · 6 Comments

44-12.
Yeah what’s up now bitches!?!
Greg Schiano is a God amongst men!
This Scarlet Knight squad ain’t your father’s Rutgers!
Oh, they only scored 12? I guess they suck again. Sadly, I’m 3,000 miles away from being able drown my sorrows with a Fat Moon. Oh well, I’ll guess I’ll have to settle for some of San [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NCAA Football · Rutgers