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This Is Why I Try To Never Lift Anything Heavier Than Ten Pounds

September 28th, 2009 · No Comments

Artist rendering of Stafon Johnson’s spotter.
THIS. SOUNDS. FUCKING. AWFUL.

via the Los Angeles Times:
USC running back Stafon Johnson has been injured in a weight room accident at the school.
The senior from Dorsey High was lifting weights this morning when he apparently lost control of the bar and it landed on his neck. He was reportedly [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Horrific Injuries · NCAA Football

Not Since Danny Rolling Was In Town Has Gainesville Been In Such A State Of Collective Panic

September 26th, 2009 · No Comments

TEBOW DOWN! TEBOW DOWN! WE HAVE A TEBOW DOWN!

I know you’re probably expecting a real schadenfreudey post right now, to which I say 1) you’re clearly not an avid Suave reader if you’re still expecting posts with any sort of regularity and 2) I have to admit, I didn’t like seeing Tim Tebow go down. [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NCAA Football · Ok Sometimes We're Kidding About That Schadenfreude

You know, for Kuntz.

September 21st, 2009 · No Comments

Via the Press Citizen and Black Heart Gold Pants:
Tyger Kuntz, of Houston, TX., hula hoops while tailgating before the Arizona game, Saturday, September 19, 2009, at Kinnick Stadium, in Iowa City, Iowa.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Ladies · NCAA Football · Not A Muncie Gal

Georgia Tech Fake Field Goal Vs. Clemson

September 10th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Someday, the powers that be will come to the realization that their empires won’t crumble if they make their highlights available to the masses in an free embeddable HD form. Until then, enjoy the ol ‘dude with a camcorder shooting his tv at a 12° angle’ standby.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NCAA Football

Beginning Of Greg Paulus Era Signals Official End Of Syracuse Football Program

August 17th, 2009 · 5 Comments

Former Duke cardboard cutout Greg Paulus has been named the starting quarterback at Syracuse.
The 37-year-old Paulus apparently beat out two corpses for the job.
In making such a bold move, it’s obvious that Syracuse rookie head coach Doug Marrone is willing to exchange points for attendance figures.
But there’s more, of course. Marrone has also started to [...]

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Tags: Greg Paulus · Losloseeboy · NCAA Football · Syracuse University

Mike Gundy Now 42, Even Manlier

August 12th, 2009 · No Comments

Once again, we’d like to send out birthday wishes to Mr. Gundy and also as Shakes pointed out last year, Mark Knopfler.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Mike Gundy · NCAA Football

Peyton Manning Demonstrates Vols Pride By Sporting Team Colors On Forehead

June 2nd, 2009 · 3 Comments

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Tags: Burnt Peyton Face · Harvey Bars · NCAA Football · NFL

Lane Kiffin Claims To See Own Face In Plate Of Hash Browns

May 7th, 2009 · 2 Comments

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Tags: Chunked And Douched · Harvey Bars · NCAA Football

The Lesser Known Mount Rushmores: Day Two

February 24th, 2009 · 3 Comments

The Mt. Rushmore of Chubby Child Actors Who Resemble Texas Tech Coach Mike LeachChunk, Dennis from Head of the Class, Spencer Breslin, Audrey from European Vacation.
Day One: The Mt. Rushmore of Pro Wrestlers We Can’t Believe Are Still Alive

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Mt. Rushmore Week · NCAA Football

The Less You Like The Oklahoma Sooners, The More You’ll Enjoy This Video

January 20th, 2009 · No Comments

Via With Leather.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Ladies · NCAA Football · Video