Tirico Suave

When Lawrence Phillips was sentenced to 10 years in prison in 2006 for running over three teenagers with his car following a pickup football game (hey, we’ve all been there, right?), he established himself as the clear alpha dog regarding Nebraska backfield badassery. When it was reported that Phillips would be facing another sentencing later [...]

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Artist rendering of Stafon Johnson’s spotter.
THIS. SOUNDS. FUCKING. AWFUL.

via the Los Angeles Times:
USC running back Stafon Johnson has been injured in a weight room accident at the school.
The senior from Dorsey High was lifting weights this morning when he apparently lost control of the bar and it landed on his neck. He was reportedly [...]

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TEBOW DOWN! TEBOW DOWN! WE HAVE A TEBOW DOWN!

I know you’re probably expecting a real schadenfreudey post right now, to which I say 1) you’re clearly not an avid Suave reader if you’re still expecting posts with any sort of regularity and 2) I have to admit, I didn’t like seeing Tim Tebow go down. [...]

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Via the Press Citizen and Black Heart Gold Pants:
Tyger Kuntz, of Houston, TX., hula hoops while tailgating before the Arizona game, Saturday, September 19, 2009, at Kinnick Stadium, in Iowa City, Iowa.

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Someday, the powers that be will come to the realization that their empires won’t crumble if they make their highlights available to the masses in an free embeddable HD form. Until then, enjoy the ol ‘dude with a camcorder shooting his tv at a 12° angle’ standby.

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Former Duke cardboard cutout Greg Paulus has been named the starting quarterback at Syracuse.
The 37-year-old Paulus apparently beat out two corpses for the job.
In making such a bold move, it’s obvious that Syracuse rookie head coach Doug Marrone is willing to exchange points for attendance figures.
But there’s more, of course. Marrone has also started to [...]

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Once again, we’d like to send out birthday wishes to Mr. Gundy and also as Shakes pointed out last year, Mark Knopfler.

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The Mt. Rushmore of Chubby Child Actors Who Resemble Texas Tech Coach Mike LeachChunk, Dennis from Head of the Class, Spencer Breslin, Audrey from European Vacation.
Day One: The Mt. Rushmore of Pro Wrestlers We Can’t Believe Are Still Alive

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