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Fast Times At Louisville U.

August 13th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Because one post depicting Rick Pitino mid coitus was apparently not enough.

Hey! Come over to help you with encouraging your son. Figured you could use it on such a hot day. Don’t worry. They’re gonna let us in.

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Tags: Adultery · Harvey Bars · NCAA Basketball · Rick Pitino · Shmisshmortions · With Brian Backer As Tim Sypher

Did You Just Say Roshown McLeod?

April 30th, 2009 · No Comments

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NCAA Basketball · Nerd Alert!

Is College Hoops Done Yet?

April 6th, 2009 · 2 Comments

I haven’t been this unexcited about the final college hoops game in some time.

Prediction: UNC 200, Michigan State 8.

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Tags: Ennui · Harvey Bars · NCAA Basketball

Doesn’t Seth Curry Realize That Only Terrible, Unsavory, Godawful People Attend Duke?

March 30th, 2009 · 7 Comments

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Tags: Douchebaggery · Harvey Bars · NCAA Basketball

Duke’s “Mr. Big Shot” Gunned Down

March 26th, 2009 · 1 Comment

At first glance, I figured Digger’s facial expression in this picture was the result of two things: lack of Preparation H and Metamucil.
Shockingly, it was neither.
This photo highlights the exact moment Mr. Tie-lighter blurted out a line that will forever haunt his career. He said it last Thursday before the NCAA tourney fired up.
“Greg Paulus [...]

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Tags: Drexl Spivey · Losloseeboy · NCAA Basketball · Uncategorized

Buzz Williams Does Not Go Gracefully Into The Night

March 22nd, 2009 · 2 Comments

Buzz, did it really matter if he was fouled?
I mean, the shot misfired worse than your career.

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Tags: Losloseeboy · NCAA Basketball · Video

ESPN’s Love For Greg Paulus Is Like A Cockroach: It Will Never Die

March 19th, 2009 · 5 Comments

Somehow, Digger Phelps thinks Greg Paulus is going to be Duke’s “X-factor”  in the tourney.
Really, Digger?
In Duke’s last four games, Paulus played a combined total of 16 minutes.
It was during this stretch that the Blue Devils played their best basketball, utilizing athletic freshman guard Elliot Williams.
Following Digger’s laughable comment, Dick Vitale — surprise! — went [...]

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Tags: ESPN · Losloseeboy · NCAA Basketball · Video

SUNY-Binghamton Compensates For Lack Of Talent With An Abundance Of Sexiness

March 19th, 2009 · 9 Comments

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NCAA Basketball · Unibrows

The NCAA “Do They Still Have That Guy?” Guide

March 16th, 2009 · 12 Comments

Michigan State – Drew Neitzel – No
Villanova – Curtis Sumpter – No
Gonzaga – The dude who got busted with shrooms – Yes
Gonzaga – Jeremy Pargo – Yes
Tennessee – Chris Lofton – No
UCLA – This guy – No
Marquette – Dominic James – yes, but he’s out for the year
Arizona – Chase Budinger – Yes, and his [...]

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Tags: Giving Back · Harvey Bars · NCAA Basketball · Research

Some Asses, However Close They May Appear, Are Simply Just Unreachable

February 25th, 2009 · No Comments

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Koy Detmer Never Misses · NCAA Basketball · Video