Tirico Suave

After the Knicks gave up 142 points to the Warriors, I officially gave up on Mike D’Antoni’s players-like-me-so-much-because-this-is-an-extension-of-AAU style.
It was Marbury-esque to use the third-person in the title of this post, but now I’m going to take it a step further and quote myself:

Mike D’Antoni arrived in NY and sold his SSOL philosophy to the [...]

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I’m already bored by Brandon Jennings. This actually surprises me immensely. Between the gnarly, retro flattop fro, his propensity to buck the system and an apparent friendship with Joe Budden, you’d think I’d be all over this guy. But alas, no. I think he’s going to be a massive pain in the ass. And by [...]

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Upon grasping the reality of his situation, Spanish prodigy Ricky Rubio got frost-bitten feet.
Suddenly, it didn’t sound like such a hot idea to dish out $5.5 million to plant the seeds of his NBA career on frozen tundra.
Rubio, who said it was his dream to play in the NBA, was even willing to play [...]

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With the draft now only mere hours away, it’s time to unveil my mock, chock full o’analysis, in-depth research, and expert picks. Ok… none of that is true, but at the very least this will provide you with five minutes of distraction from your real job. In this mock I am only including one foreign [...]

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The recent feud between the WWE and the Denver Nuggets reached a stalemate Tuesday as every suggestion and compromise, no matter how seemingly logical they appeared to be, faced some sort of insurmountable roadblock. Well the tension reached it’s boiling point early Wednesday morning when Vince McMahon and crew carried out a series of vicious [...]

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You spend a year of your life making your first feature film and boom, along comes a much more famous and established director with an idea similar yet inferior to yours and of course he gets all the hype and the ESPN premiere while ours will now go straight to LaserDisc.

No way we recoup all [...]

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Scene: An impromptu party has gathered at he Moontower following a game four of the Nuggets - Mavericks series. Mark Cuban, Dirk Nowitzki and JJ Barea stroll past Kenyon Martin and JR Smith as they lean on a Trans Am.

Cuban: Man, someone’s actin’ like a thug.

K-Mart: Hey man. Hey slow down. What’s up?

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