Tirico Suave

Sometimes I say dumb things. This is one of those instances:
I’m already bored by Brandon Jennings. This actually surprises me immensely. Between the gnarly, retro flattop fro, his propensity to buck the system and an apparent friendship with Joe Budden, you’d think I’d be all over this guy. But alas, no. I think he’s [...]

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Apparently, Stephon went on a newspaper-buying spree this afternoon.
He offered commentary on a few choice writers:

And everyone said the newspaper industry was dying!
HA!

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Andre Iguodala is all over the web this weekend, first with a trick shot during practice and now this video, in which he channels his inner Dominique in order to make Courtney Lee feel even worse about playing for the Nets.

And while I have your attention, Richard Jefferson’s dunk over Greg Oden last night wasn’t [...]

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The no-look pass might be single favorite type of play from any and all sports. Well, as long as you don’t count ‘Horrific Injuries‘ as a type of play. Why the NBA hasn’t made a compilation DVD of the best passes of all time is beyond me.

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It’s about time Ronald provided the internet with a new photo of himself. I think it’s safe to say we were all getting pretty tired of seeing this one or this one.

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I don’t know how Gucci Mane feels about Kevin McHale. I have no clue regarding Rick Ross’s viewpoint on Mark Aguirre. Drake’s thoughts on Detlef Schrempf remain a mystery. But one thing I do know: Chamillionaire sure does hate himself some Michael Jordan:

I know I shouldn’t, but I’m really enjoying each and every story that [...]

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Via the Sacramento Bee and Deadspin comes word of possibly the least manly warning every issued: watch out for exercise balls everyone!
Kings co-owner Joe Maloof ordered an e-mail sent to the NBA’s other 29 teams, hoping to spread the word about unforeseen dangers that can arise when performing even basic workouts with an inflatable [...]

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After receiving the startling news that Braylon Edwards was traded to the Jets, I immediately thought of the possible ramifications.
Sadly, this will ultimately hurt my NY sports teams more than help.
Time to put the LBJ in 2010 campaign to rest, kids.

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A surprising development occurred yesterday in the world of little known yet highly productive small market point guards as Suave favorite Ramon Sessions signed an offer sheet with the Minnesota Timberwolves. It’s a surprising move since 1) the Knicks and Clippers seemed to be the only teams that were serious about signing Sessions and 2) [...]

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New York Jets wide receiver David Clowney had another standout preseason game last night, totaling two catches for 33 yards and a TD against Baltimore.
iBaltimore! According to Jaws and Chucky, there were even scouts from Pol Pot checking out the soon-to-be-cut ninth-string Ravens. Because who wouldn’t want add some “Ozzie Newsome toughness” to their regime, [...]

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