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Entries Tagged as 'NBA'

Explaining To The Non And Casual Sports Fan What It’s Like To Go From Isiah Thomas To Mike D’Antoni

May 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Isiah Thomas
Mike D’Antoni

.341 Win % With Knicks
.650 Win % With Suns

$11.6M Sexual Harrassment Settlement
2004-05 Coach Of The Year

Yelling questions out your window to whomever may hear you when you’re looking for information
Using Google

Living in a third world country, covered in flies, suffering from extreme malnourishment
Being adopted by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Pete Best’s career
Ringo Starr’s [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Isiah Thomas · Mike D'Antoni · NBA

LeBron’s Numbers Against The Celtics Are Almost Jordan-esque

May 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment

LeBron James’s FG Pct against Boston through two games: .190

Michael Jordan’s BA in 127 games with the Birmingham Barons: .202

Keep on truckin’ LeBron. One or two buckets go the other way and drop and you’re a legend.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · LeBron James · Michael Jordan · NBA · Number Crunching

Five Guys I Sort Of Still Wish Were In The NBA

May 8th, 2008 · 12 Comments

Like many sports fans, I’m a big ‘what if?’ guy. Coming up with scenarios that could possibly happen is usually infinitely more exciting than the what actually happens. That’s why I write mock drafts even if I only get four picks right in the first round. Then again, Mel Kiper only got eight right and [...]

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Tags: Herpes · NBA · Random Lists · White Velvet · Zan Tabak

I’m Charles Barkley?

May 8th, 2008 · No Comments

Via Odenized.

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Tags: Charles Barkley · Harvey Bars · NBA · TV · Video

Richard Jefferson Charged With Assault With A Deadly High-Pitched, Effeminate Voice

May 7th, 2008 · No Comments

That’s just what I’m guessing. I didn’t feel like reading all of the article.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NBA · Richard Jefferson

Great (But Possibly Meaningless) Stat

May 6th, 2008 · 3 Comments

I just heard this on Chad Ford’s podcast. LeBron James, in three years, already has more career playoff SERIES victories than Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce and Ray Allen have in their 35 combined NBA seasons.

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Tags: Drexl Spivey · LeBron James · NBA

What Do I Have To Do To Get This Commercial Off Television?

May 3rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

I will spend my entire next paycheck on GoPhones and GoPhone related merchandise if it means I don’t have to see this ad three times ever commercial break. And the fact that that kid isn’t even Meat Loaf’s real son but looks just like him bothers me even more. That fat face over bite shimmy [...]

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Tags: Fat Kids · Harvey Bars · Meat Loaf · NBA · Video

Zaza Pachulia Englishes The Shit Out Of The Microphone

May 3rd, 2008 · 2 Comments

I can’t speak for the fans of Atlanta, but I sure as hell know I’m pumped now.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NBA · Video · Zaza Pachulia

Riley to Leave Heat (..until fresh young coach comes in and turns around franchise)

April 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Coaching legend Pat Riley is expected to step down as Coach of the Heat. He does not have time to coach a team with a losing record. Riley is looking to hire a bright young Coach, have him get the team Championship ready, then step in and get all the credit. Douche.

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Tags: Douchebaggery · Hating · NBA · Shakespeare DiMaggio

Al Horford Must Still Think He’s At Florida

April 26th, 2008 · No Comments

I know he’s a rookie and this was at the end of a big upset, but this taunt from Al Horford, directed at Paul Pierce of all people, seems to be a little much, considering the Hawks finished 29 games behind the Celtics and are still down 2-1 in the series. Credit to Odenized for [...]

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Tags: Al Horford · Drexl Spivey · NBA · Video