Entries Tagged as 'NBA'
July 1st, 2009 · Comments
After the Knicks gave up 142 points to the Warriors, I officially gave up on Mike D’Antoni’s players-like-me-so-much-because-this-is-an-extension-of-AAU style.
It was Marbury-esque to use the third-person in the title of this post, but now I’m going to take it a step further and quote myself:
Mike D’Antoni arrived in NY and sold his SSOL philosophy to the [...]
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Tags: Hubris ERUPTION! · Knicks · Losloseeboy · NBA · New York Knicks
June 29th, 2009 · Comments
I’m already bored by Brandon Jennings. This actually surprises me immensely. Between the gnarly, retro flattop fro, his propensity to buck the system and an apparent friendship with Joe Budden, you’d think I’d be all over this guy. But alas, no. I think he’s going to be a massive pain in the ass. And by [...]
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Tags: Analysis yo! · Brandon Jennings · Douchebaggery · Harvey Bars · NBA · Ramon Sessions Is A Roto God · Some Of This Is Probably Irrational
June 25th, 2009 · Comments
Upon grasping the reality of his situation, Spanish prodigy Ricky Rubio got frost-bitten feet.
Suddenly, it didn’t sound like such a hot idea to dish out $5.5 million to plant the seeds of his NBA career on frozen tundra.
Rubio, who said it was his dream to play in the NBA, was even willing to play [...]
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Tags: Euro thrashing · Losloseeboy · NBA
June 25th, 2009 · Comments
With the draft now only mere hours away, it’s time to unveil my mock, chock full o’analysis, in-depth research, and expert picks. Ok… none of that is true, but at the very least this will provide you with five minutes of distraction from your real job. In this mock I am only including one foreign [...]
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Tags: Mock Draft · NBA · White Velvet
May 31st, 2009 · Comments
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Tags: Harvey Bars · NBA · Special Hed
May 20th, 2009 · Comments
Tags: Harvey Bars · NBA · Video
May 20th, 2009 · Comments
The recent feud between the WWE and the Denver Nuggets reached a stalemate Tuesday as every suggestion and compromise, no matter how seemingly logical they appeared to be, faced some sort of insurmountable roadblock. Well the tension reached it’s boiling point early Wednesday morning when Vince McMahon and crew carried out a series of vicious [...]
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Tags: Harvey Bars · Inevitable Photoshop Jobs · NBA · WWE Should Dictate Everything
May 15th, 2009 · Comments
You spend a year of your life making your first feature film and boom, along comes a much more famous and established director with an idea similar yet inferior to yours and of course he gets all the hype and the ESPN premiere while ours will now go straight to LaserDisc.
No way we recoup all [...]
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Tags: Harvey Bars · Movies · NBA
May 12th, 2009 · Comments
Scene: An impromptu party has gathered at he Moontower following a game four of the Nuggets - Mavericks series. Mark Cuban, Dirk Nowitzki and JJ Barea stroll past Kenyon Martin and JR Smith as they lean on a Trans Am.
Cuban: Man, someone’s actin’ like a thug.
K-Mart: Hey man. Hey slow down. What’s up?
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Tags: Harvey Bars · NBA · The Moontower · Thug Life
May 10th, 2009 · Comments
Tags: Harvey Bars · NBA · Salty Language