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Entries Tagged as 'NBA Draft'

Pasta Party At Berman’s

June 26th, 2008 · 7 Comments

ESPN’s own Chris Berman sat down for an intimate conversation with the Knicks’ new cocky Italian Stallion, Danilo Gallinari.
While downing a jug of Carlo Rossi and a steaming pile of angel hair pasta, Berman cut to the heart of the issues.
Sports journalism is greater for it.
Divertirsi, paisanos!

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Tags: Berman's a greaser · D'Antoni's got a foot soldier · Losloseeboy · NBA · NBA Draft · New York Knicks · Video

2008 NBA Mock Draft

June 24th, 2008 · 5 Comments

You had to know this was coming. The NBA Draft is upon us so of course I have to give you my mock. It’s also gives me another chance to boast about the fact that I said the Dolphins would take Jake Long back in January. I’m changing up the style up a bit though [...]

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Tags: Mock Draft · NBA · NBA Draft · White Velvet

Do It Knicks!!!

June 18th, 2008 · 5 Comments

The draft is shaping up. It looks like the Knicks won’t get a chance at OJ Mayo or Jerryd Bayless. So why not the most athletic player in the draft. Tell me this guy won’t thrive in D’Antoni’s system…

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Tags: NBA Draft · New York Knicks · Shakespeare DiMaggio

Welcome Aboard OJ!!!!

May 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment

I was a little upset by the results of the NBA Draft Lottery yesterday. See as a Mets, Jets, Knicks and Ranger fan, I have not had a lot of good going on lately. I’d decided in my mind that the Knicks were going to get one of the first two picks, but instead they [...]

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Tags: NBA Draft · OJ Mayo · Self-Loathing New York Fan Shakespeare · Shakespeare DiMaggio

This Should Settle The Rose-Beasley Debate

May 20th, 2008 · 3 Comments

In case anyone in the Bulls organization is reading this blog and are still wavering between Derrick Rose and Michael Beasley, let me sum up for you ESPN’s comparisons for both:

Derrick Rose:
“A more dynamic Deron Williams.” Nice.

Michael Beasley:
“Compares to Derrick Coleman.” Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

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Tags: Derrick Coleman · Harvey Bars · NBA · NBA Draft