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The Most Soulful White Man With A White Beard

August 8th, 2008 · No Comments

Michael McDonald performs a chilling rendition of “On My Own” at a foreign mall.

Here’s the Pitchfork review: 2.9
Despite McDonald’s edgy George-Clooney-in-”Syriana”-look, the song fails. The pain of the lyrics don’t mesh well with the plastic qualities of the instrumentation. McDonald’s voice booms through the synth-orgy, but nothing in this song can be recycled into anything [...]

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Tags: Losloseeboy · Music

Psych Out with Jocks

August 3rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

A lot of you are too culturally inept to realize this, but Reebok’s new commercial features a Vashti Bunyan song.

Stay tuned for the announcement that Joanna Newsom and Devendra Banhart will be playing the Super Bowl Halftime show. An entire nation of skinny, long haired freak-folk/New Weird America fans feel like they just got pushed [...]

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Tags: Antiravis · Music · NFL

It’s As If Baseball Tonight Doesn’t Know Me At All

June 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment

“If you love music…”

I do. Continue.

“….and you love baseball….”

Ohmygod.ohmygod.ohmygod.

“….then you’re going to want to tune in to Baseball Tonight over the next two weeks….”

Why? What’s happening? This HAS to be great!

“….as we present Battle of the Bands. Nine popular musical acts doing their own rendition of Take Me Out To The Ballgame.”

Up the highway, not [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Music · Please Just Report On Sports · Words Rendered Useless by ESPN

Bill Cosby’s First Single

February 1st, 2008 · No Comments

Bill Cosby, not a fan of today’s urban culture, will be dropping his first Hip Hop album, State of Emergency, later this year. Here’s his first video:

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Tags: Music · Shakespeare DiMaggio · Video

Are Performance Enhancers Tyler Perry’s Secret To Making 39 Bad Films A Year?

January 14th, 2008 · 1 Comment

How bad would House of Payne be if Tyler Perry wasn’t on the sauce?

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Movies · Music · TV

Brian Billick Fired. Forcing me to use all my Brian Billick material at once.

December 31st, 2007 · 2 Comments

“All musicians should write poetry or at least read it if they want to improve their game. Except for people who believe lyrics don’t matter. This is the Brian Billick theory of songwriting: Defense (the music) not offense (lyrics) wins championships (Grammys). The best teams of course have both. And the Ravens were very dull [...]

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Tags: Antiravis · Music · NFL · Roger Dorn

Suck it, England.

December 8th, 2007 · 1 Comment

We invented punk rock.

Take your Coldplay records and go home.

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Tags: Antiravis · Boxing · Music

Snoop Takes It Back To ‘79

December 6th, 2007 · 7 Comments


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Tags: Harvey Bars · Music · Video

RIP Pimp C

December 4th, 2007 · No Comments

Rapper Pimp C, one half of UKG, died at 33 years old today. Here are some of his more well know moments….

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Tags: Music · Shakespeare DiMaggio · Video

Music on Friday

November 16th, 2007 · No Comments

We should probably be talking about Barry Bonds, but you know. Whatever.

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Tags: Antiravis · Music