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Death Continues To Be Our Nation’s #1 Celebrity Killer

September 16th, 2009 · No Comments

Noted legendary ‘that guy’ Henry Gibson has died, which would normally lead to periods of grief amongst friends and family, but Mr. Gibson and those around him knew this day would eventually come and were clearly fully prepared when it finally did.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Movies · RIP

The Best 40 Seconds Of Tyson

August 30th, 2009 · 1 Comment

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Tags: Boxing · Harvey Bars · Mike Tyson · Movies

Point Break: The Embodiment Of All That Is California

July 2nd, 2009 · 4 Comments

Greatest pic ever courtesy of Threadbombing.
With the Fourth of July just about upon us, Rotten Tomatoes is running a 50 Movies for 50 States feature where they select the movie that best represents each state. Some are obvious. Some states got hosed. Jersey got Clerks, and rightfully so. But the most inspiring selection belongs to [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Movies · Teeth

Natalie Portman Star Wars/Clerks Mash-Up Explains Everything

June 17th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Confirmation of the rumor that Natalie Portman still can’t comprehend the idea of celibacy.

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Tags: Bricking in the mouth of any LOTR Mash-Up · Mash-Ups · Movies · Natalie Portman · Roger Dorn · Uncategorized

That’s Just Hollywood For You

May 15th, 2009 · 1 Comment

You spend a year of your life making your first feature film and boom, along comes a much more famous and established director with an idea similar yet inferior to yours and of course he gets all the hype and the ESPN premiere while ours will now go straight to LaserDisc.

No way we recoup all [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Movies · NBA

Trailer For The Mike Tyson Documentary

March 16th, 2009 · No Comments

Spoiler alert: in the end, he loses everything and gets fat.

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Tags: Boxing · Harvey Bars · Movies

Visanthe Shiancoe Replacing Billy Crudup In Watchmen Sequel?

March 10th, 2009 · No Comments

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Movies · NFL · Visanthe Shiancoe's "Liberian Lizard"

Christian Bale, Pleasant Fellow

February 3rd, 2009 · 7 Comments

If you are a director of cinematography of one of Christian Bale’s movies, do yourself a favor a try not to walk on the set while he’s filming a scene. He’ll get slightly perturbed.

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Tags: Douchebaggery · Harvey Bars · Movies

Hand Me The Keys, You Fairy Godmother!

January 23rd, 2009 · 5 Comments

The censored cable version of the famous lineup scene from The Usual Suspects, in which Stephen Baldwin gets me every time.

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Tags: Did I just write "Stephen Baldwin gets me every time"? · Harvey Bars · Movies · Sports? Nobody Writes About That Anymore.

Ricardo Montalban, R.I.P.

January 14th, 2009 · No Comments

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Movies · RIP