Tirico Suave

So She’s Like the Wind, it was on the Dirty Dancing soundtrack. And I guess your supposed to believe that Patrick Swayze wrote this for Jennifer Grey? That can’t possibly be true, it must have been written about someone else. I can’t think of anyone less like the wind than Jennifer Grey. Look at that [...]

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8 years after releasing Snatch, Guy Ritchie has finally gotten around to making a movie that doesn’t look like it is going to suck…

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No word yet as to whether or not his death was in any way Glow related.

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The last week of Morgan Freeman’s life was so miserable and bleak that he probably should be doing the narrating on it himself. First a near fatal car wreck followed by a divorce from his wife of 24 years? The fuck did Morgan Freeman do to deserve this shit? Whatever he did, I’m sure there’s [...]

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“You steal movie posters dressed like as the Joker….I like that….”
Detective Mike Mohney said Monday 20-year-old Spencer Taylor of Three Rivers has been booked for investigation of larceny and malicious destruction of property. Mohney says officers who were dispatched early Sunday to the theater arrived to find employees restraining a man wearing a purple suit, [...]

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As detailed in the vastly underappreciated Not Another Teen Movie, nothing ties a climactic scene in a movie together like a perfectly timed slow clap. So here for your viewing pleasure, are the five best sports movie slow clap scenes of all-time. (I’ve put the time in which the slow clap occurs in each video [...]

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Close your eyes and imagine Walter Sobchak as a Yankees fan. That’s who I sat behind last night at the Coliseum while taking in the Yankees/A’s game. This guy was also a rabid Raiders fan, and on several occasions, discussed his displeasure with owner Al Davis. Here’s how that conversation went:
Sobchak: I can’t wait for [...]

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Mention to me that you enjoyed any one of M. Night Shyamalan’s movies or try to defend him as a filmmaker and you’ll have a surefire unnecessarily heated and bitter argument on your hands. I’ll attack your character, your children, your kindhearted old aunt. Anyone. Simply put, if you like anything he’s made, you’re wrong. [...]

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Every blogger has one. Here’s mine. Before we get things rolling, here’s some criteria:
1. Most importantly, this is MY list. This isn’t IMDb’s list or some list voted on by an expert panel. This is strictly my personal taste. Not only is Rocky not the top movie on here, it’s not even in my top [...]

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The Cleveland Indians have a bullpen ERA of 4.65, good for second to last in the majors. Betancourt was a disaster as a fill-in closer and the tribe is 1-9 in their last ten. Thank god Joe Borowski and his poor man’s Jamie Moyer fastball have returned. I had a fantasy baseball magazine a few [...]

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