Tirico Suave

So the ‘net is all a twitter (web pun!) about the news that Robert De Niro will be portraying legendary football coach Vince Lombardi in an upcoming bio pic. Yeah, for real, people (or at least REALLY convincing bots) are actually giddy.

To which I retort:

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Noted legendary ‘that guy’ Henry Gibson has died, which would normally lead to periods of grief amongst friends and family, but Mr. Gibson and those around him knew this day would eventually come and were clearly fully prepared when it finally did.

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Greatest pic ever courtesy of Threadbombing.
With the Fourth of July just about upon us, Rotten Tomatoes is running a 50 Movies for 50 States feature where they select the movie that best represents each state. Some are obvious. Some states got hosed. Jersey got Clerks, and rightfully so. But the most inspiring selection belongs to [...]

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Confirmation of the rumor that Natalie Portman still can’t comprehend the idea of celibacy.

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You spend a year of your life making your first feature film and boom, along comes a much more famous and established director with an idea similar yet inferior to yours and of course he gets all the hype and the ESPN premiere while ours will now go straight to LaserDisc.

No way we recoup all [...]

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Spoiler alert: in the end, he loses everything and gets fat.

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If you are a director of cinematography of one of Christian Bale’s movies, do yourself a favor a try not to walk on the set while he’s filming a scene. He’ll get slightly perturbed.

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The censored cable version of the famous lineup scene from The Usual Suspects, in which Stephen Baldwin gets me every time.

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