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	<title>Tirico Suave &#187; MLB</title>
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	<description>The Rhythm Is The Bass And The Bass Is The Treble</description>
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		<title>Zack Greinke Takes Home Cy Young Award For Stat Geeks Everywhere</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/18/zack-greinke-takes-home-cy-young-award-for-stat-geeks-everywhere/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:12:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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You know how occasionally some crotchety old baseball writer or one of the idiots on Around The Horn will pad their insipid argument with something along the lines of &#8220;Players don&#8217;t care about these newfangled stats. They just want to go out there every five days and throw strikes. You really think Zack Greinke cares [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Taking Out All Of My Gold Glove Related Angst On The Toy Hall Of Fame</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/10/taking-out-all-of-my-gold-glove-related-angst-on-the-toy-hall-of-fame/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:13:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pic via here.
So, MLB&#8217;s best defensive player of 2009, Franklin Gutierrez, didn&#8217;t win the Gold Glove award. Worse yet, all around inferior baseball player and former Mariner Adam Jones took home the award instead. Luckily, one of the perks to being a Mariners fan is having the sublime USS Mariner around to talk us irrational [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Now That You Mention It, Something About Sammy Sosa&#8217;s Face Is A Little Off</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/07/now-that-you-mention-it-something-about-sammy-sosas-face-is-a-little-off/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:25:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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But I just can&#8217;t quite put my finger on It.

Original mess can be found right here. 
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		<title>Hideki Matsui Gets A Hero&#8217;s Welcome With A Side Of Race-Baiting</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/06/hideki-matsui-gets-a-heros-welcome-racial-snickering/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, let&#8217;s break down FOX&#8217;s latest gaffe from the Yankees&#8217; parade. This one deals with World Series MVP Hideki Matsui and the fact that he&#8217;s — gasp — Japanese!

Six-second mark: Fox&#8217;s waspy reporter gets a glimpse of Hideki Matsui. His discovery and ensuing yelp is akin to Steve Irwin stumbling upon on a python/crocodile orgy. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Something To Listen To While Muting Tim McCarver Tonight</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/10/28/something-to-listen-to-while-muting-tim-mccarver-tonight/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/10/28/something-to-listen-to-while-muting-tim-mccarver-tonight/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:55:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tim McCarver went on Big Mikey&#8217;s show this afternoon to discuss the impending Phillies vs. Yankees World Series.
Because Big Mikey has a disturbing Mickey Mantle fetish, the talk eventually shifted in that direction.
And this was the result . . .


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		<title>Providing The Yankee Haters Some Ammunition</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/10/28/providing-the-yankee-haters-some-ammunition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
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Via hard-hitting journalist Rickey Reilly:
Swisher, who does not seem to need sleep, has been known to drag players to his favorite karaoke bar, where he sings a terrific version of Kings of Leon&#8217;s &#8220;Use Somebody.&#8221;
Like Nick Swisher and the Yankees, Kings of Leon hold a hollow place in America&#8217;s blackened heart.
Is that not perfect?


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		<title>Centaur Sabathia Will Now Return To His Stud Farm</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/10/21/centaur-sabathia-will-now-return-to-his-stud-farm/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/10/21/centaur-sabathia-will-now-return-to-his-stud-farm/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:52:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Losloseeboy</dc:creator>
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Contrary to popular belief, Yankees pitcher CC Sabathia is not the hoofed mammal that everyone craves him to be.
Not surprisingly, Mr. A-ROTIC kicked off the horsey talk after last night&#8217;s victory over the Angels.
Via Harvey&#8217;s favorite columnist:
“You know, CC gets loose after 90 pitches,” Yankees&#8217; third baseman Alex Rodriguez said. “He&#8217;s a horse. He&#8217;s a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unfrozen Caveman Umpire</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/10/20/unfrozen-caveman-umpire/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/10/20/unfrozen-caveman-umpire/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:55:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=7028</guid>
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Via:
After looking at replays, I&#8217;m not sure I believe the replay of the first one. I said in my heart I thought he left too soon. But the replay showed that he didn&#8217;t. (emphasis mine) We go in and watch replays regularly after every game, even during the regular season. That&#8217;s part of our procedures.
Other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today In Kickass Agent Names</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/10/14/today-in-kickass-agent-names/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/10/14/today-in-kickass-agent-names/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:48:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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Via the Boston Herald:
“Those comments probably came right after the Red Sox lost, so I’d bet they were said in the heat of the moment, when he was very frustrated,” [Billy Wagner's] agent Bean Stringfellow said yesterday. “That’s probably not the best time to take comments like that as gospel.”

We now return you to your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today In Poorly Thought Out Tributes</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/09/28/today-in-poorly-thought-out-tributes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/09/28/today-in-poorly-thought-out-tributes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 05:27:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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I don&#8217;t want to make that much of this and I understand the Angels just won their division and want to pay tribute to a fallen teammate, but dumping tons of beer and champagne on the jersey of someone killed by a drunk driver seems no different to me than going to David Carradine&#8217;s grave [...]]]></description>
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