Entries Tagged as 'MLB'
OK, let’s break down FOX’s latest gaffe from the Yankees’ parade. This one deals with World Series MVP Hideki Matsui and the fact that he’s — gasp — Japanese!
Six-second mark: Fox’s waspy reporter gets a glimpse of Hideki Matsui. His discovery and ensuing yelp is akin to Steve Irwin stumbling upon on a python/crocodile orgy. [...]
[Read more →]
Tags: Losloseeboy · MLB · New York Yankees · Video
Tim McCarver went on Big Mikey’s show this afternoon to discuss the impending Phillies vs. Yankees World Series.
Because Big Mikey has a disturbing Mickey Mantle fetish, the talk eventually shifted in that direction.
And this was the result . . .
[Read more →]
Tags: Losloseeboy · MLB · Mike Francesa · Video
Via hard-hitting journalist Rickey Reilly:
Swisher, who does not seem to need sleep, has been known to drag players to his favorite karaoke bar, where he sings a terrific version of Kings of Leon’s “Use Somebody.”
Like Nick Swisher and the Yankees, Kings of Leon hold a hollow place in America’s blackened heart.
Is that not perfect?
[Read more →]
Tags: Losloseeboy · MLB · New York Yankees
Contrary to popular belief, Yankees pitcher CC Sabathia is not the hoofed mammal that everyone craves him to be.
Not surprisingly, Mr. A-ROTIC kicked off the horsey talk after last night’s victory over the Angels.
Via Harvey’s favorite columnist:
“You know, CC gets loose after 90 pitches,” Yankees’ third baseman Alex Rodriguez said. “He’s a horse. He’s a [...]
[Read more →]
Tags: Losloseeboy · MLB · New York Yankees · Sorry For Making The Yankees Look Wise · horses
October 20th, 2009 · 1 Comment
Via:
After looking at replays, I’m not sure I believe the replay of the first one. I said in my heart I thought he left too soon. But the replay showed that he didn’t. (emphasis mine) We go in and watch replays regularly after every game, even during the regular season. That’s part of our procedures.
Other [...]
[Read more →]
Tags: Harvey Bars · MLB · Philosophy · Tim McClelland
Via the Boston Herald:
“Those comments probably came right after the Red Sox lost, so I’d bet they were said in the heat of the moment, when he was very frustrated,” [Billy Wagner's] agent Bean Stringfellow said yesterday. “That’s probably not the best time to take comments like that as gospel.”
We now return you to your [...]
[Read more →]
Tags: Bean Stringfellow · Harvey Bars · MLB
September 28th, 2009 · 4 Comments
I don’t want to make that much of this and I understand the Angels just won their division and want to pay tribute to a fallen teammate, but dumping tons of beer and champagne on the jersey of someone killed by a drunk driver seems no different to me than going to David Carradine’s grave [...]
[Read more →]
Tags: Harvey Bars · Irony · MLB
And in honor of Doug Coughlin, God rest his soul, I give you The Last Barman Poet.
The Death Spasm
[Read more →]
Tags: Coughlin's Law · MLB · Roger Dorn · The Last Barman Poet
Tags: Correctly Spelling Cincinnati · Harvey Bars · MLB
A warning, gentlemen. Reading the following paragraph will cause your face to involuntarily contort into something that could only be described as Gilbert Gottfried giving birth to a child.
Via Newsday:
Adrian Beltre might want to think about using a cup in the future. The Mariners third baseman was placed on the 15-day DL with an [...]
[Read more →]
Tags: Harvey Bars · Horrific Injuries · MLB · Seattle Mariners