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Mike Hampton Down To Two Or Three Functional Body Parts

February 16th, 2009 · No Comments

Mike Hampton or Emile Hirsch with down syndrome? Your call.
Via My Fox Houston:
HOUSTON – The Astros say pitcher Mike Hampton will return to Houston from Kissimmee, Florida on Monday afternoon after an EKG test revealed a minor irregularity in his heartbeat.
Hampton is scheduled to be examined by the Astros team physician and undergo a [...]

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You Know, For A Moment There, I Was Real Nervous That No Team Was Going To Pay Mike Hampton To Pitch In Seven Games Next Season

December 1st, 2008 · No Comments

Whew!

And who am I kidding? Mike Hampton would not only be, at worst, the Mariners third starter, he’d also be the best hitter on the team not named Ichiro.

Baseball teams know the free agency period already started, right?

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