Tirico Suave

“Now there’s a guy I could never shoot! C’mere big guy and gimme a hug!”
It’s not often one of your favorite coaches publicly declares that he would like to shoot one of your least favorite players in the league. Please let me just bask in this for a moment.

Via the New York Post:
It’s a [...]

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The Daily News — leaving no stone unturned — ventured to Mike D’Antoni’s hometown of Mullens, West Virginia this past week.
According to wiki, Mullens does not have a movie theater, mall, bowling alley, or “anything of the sort.”
As you can see, they took the “Footloose” approach to town-planning.
While visiting the depressed, black-lung inducing former mining [...]

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Just look at new Knicks coach Mike D’Antoni.
He has that Milanese mafia look drooling all over his salt & pepper mustache.
This man will turn around New York and whack Jay-Z’s Nets before it is all said and done.
Consider me your foot solider, Mike.

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Mike D’Antoni wasted no time in saying he wants to trade Stephon Marbury. In fact, that became public even before his introductory press conference. Ideally, D’Antoni would like to ship Marbury back to the thrifty Suns for Boris Diaw and Leandro Barbosa, but I don’t know. Barbosa didn’t seem all too thrilled the last time [...]

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Isiah Thomas
Mike D’Antoni

.341 Win % With Knicks
.650 Win % With Suns

$11.6M Sexual Harrassment Settlement
2004-05 Coach Of The Year

Yelling questions out your window to whomever may hear you when you’re looking for information
Using Google

Living in a third world country, covered in flies, suffering from extreme malnourishment
Being adopted by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Pete Best’s career
Ringo Starr’s [...]

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