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Kenny Rogers Knows When To Pump Fake ‘Em

August 28th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Testament to the greatness of the internet #318,910: I had no idea today would be the day that I got to see the Gambler, Kenny Rogers in a Space Jam uniform, pump fake the greatest basketball player of all time and noted degenerate gambler, Michael Jordan, out of the gym before hitting a fifteen footer [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Kenny Rogers · Michael Jordan

Please Never Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Never Ever Never Ever Ever Ever Ever Never Ever Never Ever Ever Never Ever Ever Ever Never Ever Compare Kobe and Michael Jordan Again. Thank You.

June 13th, 2008 · 36 Comments

Go ahead Kobe. Check the box score from game four. It says you were 6-19 from the field and had 17 points in a pivotal must win game at home during the NBA Finals. You didn’t have ONE field goal in the first half. You team blew a 24 point lead. You were outscored by [...]

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Tags: Cuba Gooding III · Harvey Bars · High Horse · Kobe Bryant · Michael Jordan · NBA

LeBron’s Numbers Against The Celtics Are Almost Jordan-esque

May 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment

LeBron James’s FG Pct against Boston through two games: .190

Michael Jordan’s BA in 127 games with the Birmingham Barons: .202

Keep on truckin’ LeBron. One or two buckets go the other way and drop and you’re a legend.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · LeBron James · Michael Jordan · NBA · Number Crunching