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Mike Francesa Lends Voice To “The Blindside” Trailer

November 19th, 2009 · No Comments

Big Mikey’s talent has no ceiling, folks.

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Bong Hits On Mike’d Up

November 19th, 2009 · No Comments

John from Wayne, NJ — John Wayne — called up Big Mikey’s show this afternoon.
In between a mindless point about batting Nick Swisher second, someone very close to John Wayne took a healthy bong hit.
Big Mikey looked up, secretly wondering if it was the start of another bout with explosive diarrhea.
Nope, just some unemployed Jersey-ite [...]

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Ray Lewis To Take A Stab At Solving America’s Unemployment Crisis

November 17th, 2009 · No Comments

Returning to his childhood home for Cleveland’s Brownout against Baltimore, MNF announcer Jon Gruden was a little out of sorts.
While I didn’t record all of Gruden’s loose-lipped quips, I managed to archive the following nugget.
For the 10 percent of unemployed Americans, this is for you.

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In Lieu Of Actual Football, ESPN Goes With Jon Gruden’s Cave Wall Doodles

November 16th, 2009 · No Comments

If you are unable to read Jon Gruden’s penmanship, allow me to translate it.
you are my favorit team could you please send me som autagraphed pictures of the team
The Suave got its hands on a simmiliar letter that a young Brady Quinn sent to former Browns head coach Bill Belichick.

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Starbury Unloads On New York’s Ink-Stained Wretches

November 14th, 2009 · No Comments

Apparently, Stephon went on a newspaper-buying spree this afternoon.
He offered commentary on a few choice writers:

And everyone said the newspaper industry was dying!
HA!

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Tags: Losloseeboy · NBA · New York Knicks · New York Media · Stephon Marbury

Lil’ Jovi, Erin Andrews And Rutgers Football

November 12th, 2009 · No Comments

America was introduced to this Rutgers/Bon Jovi fan — imagine that! — on YouTube last year.
Well, ESPN ventured into Piscataway last night for the Scarlet Knights’ matchup against USF and tracked down Lil’ Jovi. They took the boy from out behind that shitty 3.1 megapixel camera and plopped him in front of an HD one. [...]

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Mike Francesa’s Jay-Z Obsession Confirmed

November 12th, 2009 · No Comments

As I predicted in yesterday’s helping of Francesa fun, Big Mikey has, in fact, been listening to Jay-Z’s “Empire State of Mind” on repeat.
He admitted as much during this afternoon’s show.
Evidence:

In true Francesa form, Mikey says he’s “heard the song a hundred times.” Despite this fact, he has yet to grasp the actual title. You [...]

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Knicks Certifiably Unwatchable

November 12th, 2009 · 1 Comment

As you can see, not much has changed in New Yawk.
I can’t wait for Lebron to tear his ACL in the 2010 season-opener against the Nets.
Yeah, this almost-decade has been that bad.
Photo via the notorious TMF.com.

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Mike Francesa Is The Emperor Of New York

November 11th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Big Mikey decided to opine on the Knicks during today’s show. Considering he hasn’t watched a Knicks game since 1999, it was a peculiar direction to take the program.
Not surprisingly, it didn’t end well.
When asked by a caller why NY would be an attractive landing place for free agents in 2010, Mike stumbled and uttered [...]

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The Thrill Of Mike Francesa’s Sunday NFL Show

November 8th, 2009 · No Comments

Big Mikey Francesa can barely make it through his M-F “Mike’d Up” regiment.
But that doesn’t stop him from slugging into the studio on Sunday for a MUST-WATCH NFL show.
The energy-level of “Football Sunday With Mike Francesa” is comparable to, well, Mikey’s libido.
Here is a clip from his latest hair-raising episode.

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