Tirico Suave

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA!
Sorry, really.
No, really.

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Tim McCarver went on Big Mikey’s show this afternoon to discuss the impending Phillies vs. Yankees World Series.
Because Big Mikey has a disturbing Mickey Mantle fetish, the talk eventually shifted in that direction.
And this was the result . . .

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Via hard-hitting journalist Rickey Reilly:
Swisher, who does not seem to need sleep, has been known to drag players to his favorite karaoke bar, where he sings a terrific version of Kings of Leon’s “Use Somebody.”
Like Nick Swisher and the Yankees, Kings of Leon hold a hollow place in America’s blackened heart.
Is that not perfect?

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A Peyton Manning jersey?
Child’s play.
If Jeff Fisher had sported the following T-shirts, the media and fans would have every right to grab their pitchforks and torches.

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Eventually, Tennessee Titans fans will manage to get the image of head coach Jeff Fisher donning a Peyton Manning jersey out of their collective heads.
But I gather the image above will not fade away quite as quickly.
I can only imagine how this conversation went.

Tony: “Jeff, the Lord forgives sucky coaching — not cock-sucking.”
Jeff: “At least [...]

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Contrary to popular belief, Yankees pitcher CC Sabathia is not the hoofed mammal that everyone craves him to be.
Not surprisingly, Mr. A-ROTIC kicked off the horsey talk after last night’s victory over the Angels.
Via Harvey’s favorite columnist:
“You know, CC gets loose after 90 pitches,” Yankees’ third baseman Alex Rodriguez said. “He’s a horse. He’s a [...]

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This video features roughly 12 of the 35 fans that attended last night’s UFL matchup between Las Vegas and Florida.
One word describes the scene: YIKES!

Let’s take a brief moment to observe and jot down some notes:

What is this gaggle of fans even trying to spell out? Las Vegas? Losman? Locos? Fittingly, they ended up with [...]

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JP Losman was sacked six times in last night’s laughable 29-15 loss to the Florida Tuskers. For a Bro that pounds the drums, he was completely void of rhythm.
Let’s do a quick recap of JP’s failures:

Happy feet in the pocket? Check.
Staring longingly into the eyes of his receivers? Check.
Managing to look like more of a [...]

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Taming the UFL beat isn’t easy. Tonight, I literally sweat blood, leaving a bigger imprint on my couch than usual.
Here’s the first installment of a three-part post. All of the material was derived from last night’s titillating game between the Las Vegas Loco(motive)s and the visiting Florida Tuskers.
QB Brooks “Bollywood” Bollinger showed the same promise [...]

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